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FEATURED PASTAS

Eight Crazy Nights: Fucked Up Evil Moments "Adam Sandler is my fucking life. Adam Sandler should be your life, too. If you disagree, I will mercilessly beat you with a ratchet until you are a shriveling mass of blood and fecal matter."

Minecraft Satan Edition "I then looked at my phone. I now only had 13 pentagrams in my inventory. They all did nothing. Screams and crys of help along with loud, demonic chanting filled the speakers."

THE SIMPSONS HAUNTED TAPE: THE CRIMSONS "The door shut, and in that instant, a loud KABOOOOMMM rang my ears. Turning a bright white now instead of red, the TV screen displayed, once more, unbearably realistic and detailed footage of the nuke exploding as it wiped Springfield across the face of the planet in a blast."

Ed Edd and Eddy: Lose your Ed "Eddy chased Ed through the cul-de-sac with the mallet. Ed took a sharp turn past Ralph who was giving chickens some feed. Eddy swung for Ed put accidentally killed Ralph in the process."

List of past featured pastas