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FEATURED PASTAS

Sponge on the Run (From the FBI) "Robert 'SpongeBob' SquarePants is wanted for murder, public indecency, aggravated assault, theft, arson, domestic terrorism, consumption of human flesh, tax evasion, parking in restricted areas, treason, etc."

The Yellow Devil "The text kept getting bigger and the screech getting louder and high pitched. And soon after, the red eye appeared again, with the screech reaching its maximum pitch and volume, piercing through my ears and literally making them bleed."

Spider-Man (2002) Special Raimi Edition "'You think I'm stupid, huh?' Spider-Man says in response before he is hit in the head with a frying pan repeatedly 'Hey, it's just a movie, why are you getting fucking worked up over a movie?' Osborn yells while acting like a maniac."

Garfield Is a Lie "For years, Davis has been slowly losing his grip on reality and putting his existential crisis into the daily funnies. And people buy into this lie, day after day after day."

List of past featured pastas