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FEATURED PASTAS

Vegetable Man "The woman ran up to the counter and the Vegetable Man touched one of the cashiers. He turned into a bell pepper." File:Jack-o-lantern.gif

Halloween Candy... "Intestines pulled out neatly juxtaposed - Excited to watch them decompose" File:Jack-o-lantern.gif

I Really Can't Stand M&M's M&M's remind me of drugs because they're easy to get, they give you a high, they make you feel like a hero, and they can make you do stupid things. The stupidest thing I ever did while eating M&M's was join a cult." File:Jack-o-lantern.gif

SpongeBob SquarePants: FORGIVE ME! "'You see, all of the halloween specials we’ve done have been cheesey and not scary, I suggest we do one that will make kids cringe!'" File:Jack-o-lantern.gif

List of past featured pastas