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I wondered why I thought of her now, if all times, of all days! But then, my curiosity was sated. However, what transpired made me wish I had never stepped out of my humble abode at all. Read on, my dear sweet cherished reader, read on! You will scarcely believe your senses, as the haunting tale unfolds.
 
As I pondered, another thought was able to shimmy and squeeze into the folds of my brain. It was getting colder. Yes, as brisk as it was, it was about to get even more brisk. I wasn’twasn't sure if I was up for such briskness, but knew I had to reach the ATM. For how was I to purchase a delicious bagel with schmear (forgive my abrasive slang, but I must confess that I am of Judaic faith and have a coincidental fondness for plain cream cheese) from my local Einstein Bros?
 
I was naught but five steps away from my destination, when I could go no further. Not physically, mind you. I stopped due to noticing with rapid speed a phenomenon not easily explained. The wind collected into a tight swirl. A strange translucent shape began to build within.
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A swirl, a twirl, a… Girl? Well, yes. And no. It was a girl, faintly appearing before my eyes. And yet, I could see the frost untouched, unsoiled, below her feet. At this moment, I was sure of three things. This was the spitting likeness of my long lost Freida. That it took all my strength not to emit a shrill screech in fear. And that I was in for an experience of a lifetime that I would not soon forget.
 
There she was: a ghost. “Oh"Oh, shit," said I. Then, my blood ran with both the consistency and temperature of ice. The ghost then tried to give me a blowjob. But I couldn’tcouldn't get hard. For hours she tried, but a boner never came.
 
The end…?