The Bayou Booyah
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One night, me and my coworkers were travelling the woods in an RV to have an all night Sexcapade orgy; each of us were responsible for bringing erotic stuff for a fun night. Dennis had brought flavored condoms Brian brought edible panties Daniel brought the chocolate sauce and nachos Diana brought the stink-porn Thomas is here cause he's bald and me, I brought the whip and chicken feathers.
As we found a place to park and engage in acts so wild PornHub wouldn't approve, we see a park ranger come up to us. "I wouldn't be out here after dark, y'know" he said "this is where the sexy 20-to-35-year-olds were brutally murdered 50 years ago tonight".
"Why, you don't have to worry about that" I said "none of us are sexy at all!" we laughed and decided to watch some Minecraft videos to get us in the mood. The park ranger walked off into the night.
Some hours later, I woke up due to a splitting scream. God damn it Diana must have forgot to take the plumber out of the toilet again. Daniel comes in and says "yo, we need to explore that mansion over there" we went out to see a mansion, and on our RV written in blood was "GET OUT" and the corpse of the park ranger there.
"Well, he certainly wasn't the owner of the mansion, he was no BLUE BLOOD" said Brian. We all laughed and I punched Thomas in the face for no reason.
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