The Bikini Bottom Massacre Incident: Lost Spongebob Script Acts I-III: Difference between revisions

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Patrick Star: *in a happy and seemingly dim-witted voice* Jellyfishing!!?? Sure!!!
Patrick Star: *in a happy and seemingly dim-witted voice* Jellyfishing!!?? Sure!!!


<nowiki>*</nowiki>hops out of his rock with a smile*
{{*}}hops out of his rock with a smile*


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Pulls out a jellyfish net*
{{*}}Pulls out a jellyfish net*


Spongebob: *happily* Let's go! *Starts walking*
Spongebob: *happily* Let's go! *Starts walking*
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Patrick Star: *pulls out jellyfish whistle* *blows on it*
Patrick Star: *pulls out jellyfish whistle* *blows on it*


<nowiki>*</nowiki>a horde of jellyfish appear*
{{*}}a horde of jellyfish appear*


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Patrick Star begins to run back to Bikini Bottom*
{{*}}Patrick Star begins to run back to Bikini Bottom*


<nowiki>*</nowiki>The jellyfish smell the warm blood of Spongebob and flee towards the bludgeoned Sponge*
{{*}}The jellyfish smell the warm blood of Spongebob and flee towards the bludgeoned Sponge*


End of Act II
End of Act II
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George Lucas: Yeah! And then we have Jar-Jar appear out of nowhere and do a hilarious-
George Lucas: Yeah! And then we have Jar-Jar appear out of nowhere and do a hilarious-


<nowiki>*</nowiki>a nearby door bursts open with a flash of light*
{{*}}a nearby door bursts open with a flash of light*


George Lucas: *hisses* MY EYES!!!!! *shields himself with a box set of the Star Wars Prequel trilogy* *melts into liquid shit anyways, because he's the shithead that had full control of the Prequel trilogy and the re-releases of the original trilogy with CGI added in*
George Lucas: *hisses* MY EYES!!!!! *shields himself with a box set of the Star Wars Prequel trilogy* *melts into liquid shit anyways, because he's the shithead that had full control of the Prequel trilogy and the re-releases of the original trilogy with CGI added in*
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Writer 1: Who is this glorious god?
Writer 1: Who is this glorious god?


<nowiki>*</nowiki>a figure begins to walk out of the light*
{{*}}a figure begins to walk out of the light*


Being: Give me back my show!
Being: Give me back my show!
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Being: Says your god!
Being: Says your god!


<nowiki>*</nowiki>The being walks further out of the light*
{{*}}The being walks further out of the light*


Writer 3: *gasps* It can't be!
Writer 3: *gasps* It can't be!


<nowiki>*</nowiki>The being's form is revealed*
{{*}}The being's form is revealed*


Stephen Hillenburg: *smirks* Oh yes it can...
Stephen Hillenburg: *smirks* Oh yes it can...