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When you think you are spreading some strawberry or blueberry jam on a nice piece of bread, you are spreading it on your table. |
When you think you are spreading some strawberry or blueberry jam on a nice piece of bread, you are spreading it on your table. |
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Toasters were invented for nothing, and bunbags just blow around on the streets of San Francisco. Bread |
Toasters were invented for nothing, and bunbags just blow around on the streets of San Francisco. Bread can become supernatural, and this can be bad… |
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I, the nice and enthusiastic guy walked into the bread factory, leading a group for a tour, and then the door to the factory shut and locked. "What's going on?" an old hag asked from the back. I was drastically sweating, if that makes any sense at all. "I'm sure it was just the wind," but it wasn't. Oh how little we did know what was coming… |
I, the nice and enthusiastic guy walked into the bread factory, leading a group for a tour, and then the door to the factory shut and locked. "What's going on?" an old hag asked from the back. I was drastically sweating, if that makes any sense at all. "I'm sure it was just the wind," but it wasn't. Oh how little we did know what was coming… |
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My eyes narrowed. |
My eyes narrowed. |
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"Okay… then… if it's bread you want, then it's BREAD YOU'LL GET!" |
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I pulled a knife on dobby and skinned him right there. The blood going everywhere satisfyed me. I loved the sound of crushing bone and marrow globbing onto the floor dobby. "Dobby, full yet?" I asked as I raised his dead mutilated corpse to my ear. "Huh, Dobby? Are you happy now?" |
I pulled a knife on dobby and skinned him right there. The blood going everywhere satisfyed me. I loved the sound of crushing bone and marrow globbing onto the floor dobby. "Dobby, full yet?" I asked as I raised his dead mutilated corpse to my ear. "Huh, Dobby? Are you happy now?" |
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I loved the feeling of pain. I stuck my fingers into the gooey brain and started warping it up. Suddenly, everything in my view began warping and changing colors. Probably because of my hurt brain. |
I loved the feeling of pain. I stuck my fingers into the gooey brain and started warping it up. Suddenly, everything in my view began warping and changing colors. Probably because of my hurt brain. |
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I remembered the intetesains and stomach. I knew what to do…. so I did it. |
I remembered the intetesains and stomach. I knew what to do…. so I did it. |
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I pulled them out and layed them beside me, happy with what I had done. Then, I remembered, why wasn't I dead? |
I pulled them out and layed them beside me, happy with what I had done. Then, I remembered, why wasn't I dead? |
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So I took it out with my blooody mutilated hands and grasped it. "Why am I not dy-" |
So I took it out with my blooody mutilated hands and grasped it. "Why am I not dy-" |
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[[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] |
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[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] |
[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]] |
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[[Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!]] |
[[Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!]] |
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