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I was going to have some fries, and then to my demise, |
I was going to have some fries, and then to my demise, |
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I didn't have any, |
I didn't have any, |
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I didn't need many, |
I didn't need many, |
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"My own chips shall rise!" |
"My own chips shall rise!" |
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"Potatoes are what I require, if I wish to make my desire, |
"Potatoes are what I require, if I wish to make my desire, |
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I will cut them thin, |
I will cut them thin, |
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Splash them with gin, |
Splash them with gin, |
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And then pop them in the frier! |
And then pop them in the frier! |
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[[File:Evil-potato.png|thumb|The potato I found]] |
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I was getting potatoes down at the shop, picking the best ones of the lot, |
I was getting potatoes down at the shop, picking the best ones of the lot, |
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When I heard someone burst, |
When I heard someone burst, |
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"That potato is cursed! |
"That potato is cursed! |
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It'll kill you before you shout stop!" |
It'll kill you before you shout stop!" |
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I shrugged off his exclaim, then went back to my domain, |
I shrugged off his exclaim, then went back to my domain, |
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I was cutting the skin, |
I was cutting the skin, |
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The potato went in, |
The potato went in, |
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And then a sound as loud as a train! |
And then a sound as loud as a train! |
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The potato jumped out of the frier, that man wasn't a liar, |
The potato jumped out of the frier, that man wasn't a liar, |
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Before I could scream, |
Before I could scream, |
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It cut off clean, |
It cut off clean, |
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The half of my body that's higher! |
The half of my body that's higher! |
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</poem> |
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[[Category:Morons Attempting Poetry]] |
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[[Category:EVIL FOOD]] |
[[Category:EVIL FOOD]] |
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[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] |
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Latest revision as of 00:26, 20 October 2022
I was going to have some fries, and then to my demise,
I didn't have any,
I didn't need many,
"My own chips shall rise!"
"Potatoes are what I require, if I wish to make my desire,
I will cut them thin,
Splash them with gin,
And then pop them in the frier!
I was getting potatoes down at the shop, picking the best ones of the lot,
When I heard someone burst,
"That potato is cursed!
It'll kill you before you shout stop!"
I shrugged off his exclaim, then went back to my domain,
I was cutting the skin,
The potato went in,
And then a sound as loud as a train!
The potato jumped out of the frier, that man wasn't a liar,
Before I could scream,
It cut off clean,
The half of my body that's higher!
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