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Revision as of 21:33, 16 September 2022
I shared a bottle of soda pop with someone last Tuesday. But the next morning they had a sore throat and I was so afraid I caught the coronavirus from them I went and got tested. Negative.
This is where the real spook happens, so sit down, get your favourite comfy blanket and drink, and listen...
I came back home to find my wife sitting on the side of the bed, weeping. I asked what was wrong and she made a full confession. She had deepthroated some fuccboi and that is why her throat was sore. Not some virus.
I feel like I cannot take being locked in in quarantine with her anymore. There is nowhere to run.
Credited to Ya-Dikobraz
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