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you found the strangest things: from old paintings, to weird toys and even an |
you found the strangest things: from old paintings, to weird toys and even an |
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old Nintendo 64. John was staying with his uncle and decided to go to the attic |
old Nintendo 64. John was staying with his uncle and decided to go to the attic |
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and look through his uncle's stuff. The old man said: |
and look through his uncle's stuff. The old man said: ''Some things there are |
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buried deeply. It may be wise to let that be, John.'' John waved him away and |
buried deeply. It may be wise to let that be, John.'' John waved him away and |
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made his way upstairs. The stairs were old and squeaky, the attic filthy. John |
made his way upstairs. The stairs were old and squeaky, the attic filthy. John |
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of the box. It felt sticky and weird, but he thought it was kinda cute. He |
of the box. It felt sticky and weird, but he thought it was kinda cute. He |
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proceeded to take it with him downstairs, to ask his uncle about the doll. John |
proceeded to take it with him downstairs, to ask his uncle about the doll. John |
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opened the door. |
opened the door. ''Look what I fou-'' He didn't came further than that, for his |
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uncle collapsed right there, on the floor. John screamed. |
uncle collapsed right there, on the floor. John screamed. ''Uncle? … Uncle!'' |
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No response. Blood started streaming from every hole of his uncle's body (Yes, |
No response. Blood started streaming from every hole of his uncle's body (Yes, |
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even from that one. I know what you're thinking. Pervert.) John started crying. |
even from that one. I know what you're thinking. Pervert.) John started crying. |
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anymore. Let's just skip to the duel because this shit is getting motherfucking |
anymore. Let's just skip to the duel because this shit is getting motherfucking |
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boring. BOOM TIMESKIP (Attack on Titan style baby). He and the monster stood |
boring. BOOM TIMESKIP (Attack on Titan style baby). He and the monster stood |
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face to face. The giant octopus spoke. |
face to face. The giant octopus spoke. ''Joooooooooohn… Weeeeeeee will |
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dueeeeeel….'' John responded: |
dueeeeeel….'' John responded: ''K den.'' So they stood back to back, and set |
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ten steps both. Wait… That's only with guns, isn't it? Nah, screw it. Then, |
ten steps both. Wait… That's only with guns, isn't it? Nah, screw it. Then, |
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with a mighty roar, John attacked. His battle cry scared the beast so much, |
with a mighty roar, John attacked. His battle cry scared the beast so much, |
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killed the creature, blood spurting everywhere. The creature's eyes turned |
killed the creature, blood spurting everywhere. The creature's eyes turned |
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realistic and blood-red, not his old button eyes. The octopus' final words |
realistic and blood-red, not his old button eyes. The octopus' final words |
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were: |
were: ''I should noooooooooot have eeeeeeeaten that Loaded Griiiiiiilleeeeeer |
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Menu……'' It then vanished, back to the Underworld where it came from. |
Menu……'' It then vanished, back to the Underworld where it came from. |
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John sat in |
John sat in |
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his room. In his hand he had a few shrooms. He said: |
his room. In his hand he had a few shrooms. He said: ''Oh man, I'm so fucking |
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high right now, I don't even know where I am…..'' |
high right now, I don't even know where I am…..'' |
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