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One summer, when I was a naive little kid without a care in the world, I sat at my computer doing normal things. My friend was over, and she wanted to show me something called "Bonzi Buddy". I didn't trust it at all. |
One summer, when I was a naive little kid without a care in the world, I sat at my computer doing normal things. My friend was over, and she wanted to show me something called "Bonzi Buddy". I didn't trust it at all. |
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"But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" screamed my "friend" ButtholesMcGee |
"But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" screamed my "friend" ButtholesMcGee |
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"Because I don't want to download Bonzi Buddy! It's a virus!" I yelled back |
"Because I don't want to download Bonzi Buddy! It's a virus!" I yelled back |
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"But you have Panda Antivirus!" |
"But you have Panda Antivirus!" |
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"I am the Dong." |
"I am the Dong." |
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And then he killed Buttholes which |
And then he killed Buttholes which I was perfectly okay with the end. |
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Latest revision as of 00:32, 20 October 2022
One summer, when I was a naive little kid without a care in the world, I sat at my computer doing normal things. My friend was over, and she wanted to show me something called "Bonzi Buddy". I didn't trust it at all.
"But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" screamed my "friend" ButtholesMcGee
"Because I don't want to download Bonzi Buddy! It's a virus!" I yelled back
"But you have Panda Antivirus!"
"NO!"
"Pleeaaasssseeee"
"NO!"
"At lunch I'll give you my candybarr."
"...Fine."
I quickly downloaded Bonzi Buddy from AngelFire as Buttholes told me to do, and doible clicked on the little monkey icon.
"Hello! I am Bonzi!" Said the purple monkey.
"This thing is already a piece of shit." I muttered
"You little shit nub, what the fuck did you call me?" Said Bonzi.
I was shocked. How could Bonzi say something like that?
"I am here to avenge my brother, who was killed by Expand Dong."
Bonzi buddy got a knife.
"I am the Dong."
And then he killed Buttholes which I was perfectly okay with the end.
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