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And so there you have it, looks like justice is blind. Cue the saucy music. So anyways, that's the story behind the downfall of Burger King. The King was once an idealist, but as the years went on he was forced to abandon his ideals. See; I think the problem was... is that the King wasn't ready to accept the world for what it was. He wanted to be a somebody, but he was held back in life by corrupt sons of Magra like Karl Strauss and Mr Parks. Perhaps if he had played his cards a bit more carefully and remained an excellent judge of character, the entire thing could have been avoided, and the King would still be appearing in adverts for Burger King to this very day. However, after I finish recounting this tale, I begin to wonder if any other fast food joints have suffered the same fate as Burger King. It is possible after all we do live in a world of fools who are breaking us down, when in reality they should just let us be. I got to go now dear for my wife has gotten home from the store. It's time for me tea. I think I'm going to help myself to a whopper, and maybe just maybe a cheeky little side of chicken French fries!
And so there you have it, looks like justice is blind. Cue the saucy music. So anyways, that's the story behind the downfall of Burger King. The King was once an idealist, but as the years went on he was forced to abandon his ideals. See; I think the problem was... is that the King wasn't ready to accept the world for what it was. He wanted to be a somebody, but he was held back in life by corrupt sons of Magra like Karl Strauss and Mr Parks. Perhaps if he had played his cards a bit more carefully and remained an excellent judge of character, the entire thing could have been avoided, and the King would still be appearing in adverts for Burger King to this very day. However, after I finish recounting this tale, I begin to wonder if any other fast food joints have suffered the same fate as Burger King. It is possible after all we do live in a world of fools who are breaking us down, when in reality they should just let us be. I got to go now dear for my wife has gotten home from the store. It's time for me tea. I think I'm going to help myself to a whopper, and maybe just maybe a cheeky little side of chicken French fries!


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