The Fresh Jeff of Killer

I think I have an obsession with The Fresh Prince of Bel Air's theme-song. I already wrote about two or three parodies or whatever you call them of it. The most recent one I wrote, however, is one I like to call "The Fresh Jeff of Killer". It's about, you guessed it, Jeff the Killer. I couldn't post it as an article, so I thought I should post it here.

Ladies and gentlemen, the lyrics for The Fresh Jeff of Killer...

Now this is a story,

All about how my life got flipped-turned upside-down,

And I'd like to take a minute,

Just sit right there,

I'll you all about why I kill people and don't care.

In some unknown town I was born and raised,

Somewhere is where I spent most of my days,

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.

Doing something else outside of school.

When a couple of guys,

Who were up to no good,

Started making trouble in my neighborhood.

I got in one little fight and got burned up bad,

My brother said "Man, you look so bad."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near,

The license plate said "DEATH" and had knives in the mirror,

If anything I could say "That cab is rare,"

But I thought Man, forget it, "I'm gonna kill you and I don't care."

I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8,

I yelled to the dead cabbie "Yo homes, smell ya later,"

I looked at the house,

I was finally there,

To kill someone else and really not care.

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