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After I was congratulating myself for a good vape sesh and being vegan, I heard a scratching noise again. Turns out I left my sock on vibrate mode again. How could I be so foolish? |
After I was congratulating myself for a good vape sesh and being vegan, I heard a scratching noise again. Turns out I left my sock on vibrate mode again. How could I be so foolish? |
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I took my crusty, dirty and sweaty socks to the laundry room in my apartment building and put them in. I fell asleep on top of the washing machine and was awoken by a little giggle. I woke up to see a gnome. It was an evil gnome and he was spouting something |
I took my crusty, dirty and sweaty socks to the laundry room in my apartment building and put them in. I fell asleep on top of the washing machine and was awoken by a little giggle. I woke up to see a gnome. It was an evil gnome and he was spouting something about...news? I think. |
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I asked the gnome for his name and he just turned around and said |
I asked the gnome for his name and he just turned around and said |
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"What the fuck does that mean?" |
"What the fuck does that mean?" |
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"Shhhhhh....." Mr. Trump said as he pressed his finger on my lips. |
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"What do we do in operation F.A.G.G.O.T?" I asked. |
"What do we do in operation F.A.G.G.O.T?" I asked. |
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"We build a |
"We build a wall... To keep the Goblins out." |
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"Yes sir!" I proclaimed as I saluted him. |
"Yes sir!" I proclaimed as I saluted him. |
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