The Grease Oil Stain

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Once, long ago, the mighty grease oil stain, and his best buddy, fucknose, were on this hype ass adventure through the haunted valley, grease oil stain says: "im getting my priorities straight tomorrow, if a bitch can even survive, look' we for real down this motha' fucka', i dont even know what the hell im doing here! i mean, sheeeiiiiiit!" fucknose replies: "well, why dont we just go back?" grease oil stain comes back with: "look, fucknose, you got me through this halfway already, if you kill me, fucking ends of earth will eat your ass as a weird way of karma, bitch, am i clear?!?" fucknose says: ".. yeah.."

(Now, grease oil stain and fucknose carry along the valley of hidden danger!)

(oh wow, who could have ever guessed, fucknose gets touched by a giant bear, and it appears to be.... you guessed it.. BLACK!)

grease oil stain says: "oh crap, let me take a picture, than run away!" fucknose says: "AHHHHHHHH, HELP!! CALL NINE one...... *groaning* AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(grease oil stain survives this valley, and he then dies 3 years later from herpes, The End!)

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