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Irregular portions?
Irregular portions?


No! He cut off his own hand by mistake! He couldn’t get a prosthetic, so he used a grisly spatula as a replacement. Everyone thought his skills were ruined, but he did just fine with the new "hand”. It was an unhappy day, but everything was back to normal once he got back to work. One day, he was rushing to work, ''when he was hit by a bus!'' At his funeral, his boss fired him! Every Tuesday at the restaurant, his ghost comes to haunt the place after dark. There are three signs of his incoming arrival.
No! He cut off his own hand by mistake! He couldn’t get a prosthetic, so he used a grisly spatula as a replacement. Everyone thought his skills were ruined, but he did just fine with the new "hand". It was an unhappy day, but everything was back to normal once he got back to work. One day, he was rushing to work, ''when he was hit by a bus!'' At his funeral, his boss fired him! Every Tuesday at the restaurant, his ghost comes to haunt the place after dark. There are three signs of his incoming arrival.


One, the lights will flicker on and off.
One, the lights will flicker on and off.
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Then… he… GETS THEM!
Then… he… GETS THEM!


What do people call him? They call him the "Ha- HUUUAAAH!” because that’s all they have time to say before… he… gets them!
What do people call him? They call him the "Ha- HUUUAAAH!" because that’s all they have time to say before… he… gets them!


But what is his true name?
But what is his true name?
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