The Holder of Jimmies: Difference between revisions

In any city, in any country, go to any malt shop or drugstore you can get yourself to. When you reach the counter, ask Doc to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Jimmies". Should a look of child-like fear come over Doc's face, you will then be taken to the building's storage room. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking echo the storeroom. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "Gee, buddy, I just wish to talk, relax." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at a motel, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped successfully.

Your jimmies are object 198 of 538. See that they remain unrustled.

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