The Legend of Olaf Skullcrusher

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It was an ordinary day in 994th century Japan, and people where happy in the fishing village of Tokyo. Until, one day, a 6-year-old girl named Mitsubishi Komatsu spotted a group of Viking longships. "Daimyo-San! Look!" She said to Mazda Miata, Tokyo's Daimyo. "Get the Samurai and ships ready! We've got a War!" Barked Mazda Miata, Tokyo's Daimyo. "Fools! Do you think you can defeat Olaf Skullcrusher?" The Viking Chief, Olaf Skullcrusher yelled over the ship's speakers. "Why do your ships have speakers? It's the 994th century?" Asked Mazda Miata, Tokyo's Daimyo. "I'm glad you asked." Olaf said, grinning evil. He put a cable into the speaker's jack. "There comes Fenrirs' twin, his jaws are open wide The serpent rises from the waves Jormungandr twists and turns, mighty in his wrath The eyes are full of primal hate

Thor! Odin's son, protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate, your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son, protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate, Ragnarök awaits

Vingtor rise to face the snake with hammer high At the edge of the world Bolts of lightning fills the air as Mjölnir does its work The dreadfull serpent roars in pain

Thor! Odin's son, protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate, your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son, protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate, Ragnarök awaits

Mighty Thor grips the snake firmly by its tongue Lifts his hammer high to strike soon his work is done Vingtor sends the giant snake bleeding to the depth Twilight of the thunder god, Ragnarök awaits Twilight of the thunder god Twilight of the thunder god Twilight of the thunder god Twilight of the thunder god

Thor! Odin's son, protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate, your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son, protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate, Ragnarök awaits!" With the morale of EPIC VIKING DEATH METAL, The Skullcrushers annexed Japan for the glory of Sweden, and the warriors who fell in battle ascended to GLORIOUS VALHALLA.


Credited to stormaster 

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