The Man Who Skipped Leg Day

There was a man who we will call Legger to protect his identity. His real name was Michael Talun.

Legger was obsessed with lower body muscles, so for him, leg day was every day.

He skipped work to work out. He skipped dates with his girlfriend to work out. He skipped his illegitimate son's birthday just to work out.

Anyway, one day, Legger, who now had amazing leg muscles, got the flu, and his doctor advised him to skip leg day just this one time.

Legger sighed and agreed.

So, he skipped leg day, but the next day, his leg muscles were all gone!

His legs were now skinnier than a malnourished man with hepatitis and malaria.

His legs were so skinny that his leg bones broke free and tried to kill him!

Legger fought against his leg bones for a long time, and then the leg bones kicked his neck really hard, paralyzing him from the neck down!

His huge muscles then faded away because of him being paralyzed and therefore being unable to work out.

He got super skinny, and his ENTIRE SKELETON broke out of his body!

When the skeleton forcefully left Legger's body, it also took most of his vital organs, killing him instantly.

Now, if you ever skip leg day, you will die just like Legger...

...BECAUSE THERE IS A SPOOKY SKELETON INSIDE YOU!!

How do I know? Well, I skipped leg day once and now I'm dead and my skeleton is working as the manager of a Starbucks...

I AM THE GHOST OF LEGGER'S GHOST'S GHOST

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Credited to NightmareBalloonBoy 

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