The Mimikkyu Connection
So, a few months ago, the Pokémon Mimikkyu was revealed. He received a loving response from the fandom. But I've been playing Pokémon Sun & Moon, and I have found that it contains a horrible secret.
It all started when I bought the game from Gamestop. It was on the eShop for £35, but Gamestop was selling it for £30. I gave the employee a £5 tip and went home to play it. But when I booted it up, something was wrong. The cart said it was Pokémon Sun, but the game was Moon. "This is bullshit!" I cried out, but decided to continue onwards anyway. The game opened as usual, with the professor telling me that I'm heading to the Alola region.
On the first route, I encountered a Mimikkyu. I was surprised to see it this early, but I caught it anyway. However, its Pokédex entry was strange. It read
"Okay, okay, stop. Stop right the fuck here. This is, this is bollocks. Practically from the first fucking line we know where this is going to say, and it's dumb."
"What do you mean, Alex?"
"Look, it's a fucking creepypasta. Mimikkyu is evil, and he murdered Pikachu or some shit. We know how this goes."
"Well, I feel like I had some interesting ideas that expanded on that concept..."
"Let me fucking guess. Mimikkyu is going to try to kill you, too, from inside the game, and you beat it through some dumb bullshit before you look at your copy of Yellow and see that Pikachu has been replaced with Mimikkyu."
"You're awful mean, Alex."
"I'm not wrong, though. I've read this shit before, and frankly, it's more predictable than an episode of fucking House. You came to me, and you fucking asked me to read over your annoying jerk-off of a creepypasta, so I'm doing just that. Frankly, you should be thankful I'm doing any for you, you jackass, after what you fucking did."
"Alright, fine, take two..."
People remember a lot about Pokémon Red & Blue. Two of the most memorable things are lavender town and Missingno. But it's a little known fact that
"Oh, fuck off! You're kidding? Christ al-fucking-mighty, I thought that last one was predictable. I guess you're right that they're the two most remembered things, BECAUSE EVERY FUCKING CREEPYPASTA IN THE WORLD, THE OVERALL UNIVERSE, AND PROBABLY GOD'S OWN ASSHOLE FUCKING HAS THOSE TWO THINGS!"
"I think you mean Arceus's own asshole! Huh, huh!"
"Shut up. Don't even go there."
"Alright, well. Any ideas."
"Let's just upload this conversation, and title it, "The Mimikkyu link" or something shit like that."
"But it's not even a creepypasta, really!"
"don't worry they'll upvote anything"
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