The Nope Overload

I made a terrible mistake.

For weeks, the mess in my closet grew. It swelled, endless, spilling its dirty depths onto my floor whenever the closet door found itself open. Boxes, laundry, scissors, anything that could possibly end up in a closet ended up there. So, one Saturday morning, I decided: enough is enough.

I looked the mess in the eye.

"I will end you." I said, in a strong voice.

For hours I toiled, killing the mess - laundry in the wash, trash in the bin.

That's when I saw it...

A massive spider. I screamed, throwing a book at it. The spider died, it's limbs splattering everywhere.

As I went to sleep that night, I noticed a spooky spider ghost staring at me from the closet. I proceeded to burn the apartment complex down, and spooky people ghosts joined the spider.

TL;DR: Should have never cleaned closet.

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Originally uploaded on May 4, 2016

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