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Hear it well, and beware. |
Hear it well, and beware. |
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⚫ | Out upon the dark waters, it is said there's a ghastly ship of |
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⚫ | Out upon the dark waters, it is said there's a ghastly ship of unforeseen horrors. The dead walk freely upon it's planks, devouring lost people and marketing 80s board games, the captain of this ship was such a despicable tyrant that his crew of undead ghasts tied him to the ship's wheel with twine made from the braids of seventeen women. |
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This is where we enter the tale. |
This is where we enter the tale. |
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Lost on this ship of shadows, I tiptoed myself |
Lost on this ship of shadows, I tiptoed myself across the creaking wooden floor, the grotesque captain was still as the dead |
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I looked at his person, and discovered that he was adorned with many trinkets of desire |
I looked at his person, and discovered that he was adorned with many trinkets of desire |
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I had to take his belongings |
I had to take his belongings |
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Suddenly, a husky whisper arose on the breeze, a voice like the westerly wind: "Spinn |
Suddenly, a husky whisper arose on the breeze, a voice like the westerly wind: "Spinn... the... wheeel..." |
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I looked around for the speaker, and found no one. |
I looked around for the speaker, and found no one. |
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I took a good hold of the brass instrument, bending my knees ready for the mighty pull to come |
I took a good hold of the brass instrument, bending my knees ready for the mighty pull to come |
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I took a moment to pray to whatever gods would listen in this |
I took a moment to pray to whatever gods would listen in this decrepit place |
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Then I yanked with a mighty force |
Then I yanked with a mighty force |
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But without any warning the bones began to rattle and shake, a seizure of quivering skeletal structures |
But without any warning the bones began to rattle and shake, a seizure of quivering skeletal structures |
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the noise was beyond |
the noise was beyond explanation |
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like a very cheap motor running beyond its capacity |
like a very cheap motor running beyond its capacity |
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"I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE OBJECT OF THE GAME IS TO NOT RATTLE THE BONES" |
"I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE OBJECT OF THE GAME IS TO NOT RATTLE THE BONES" |
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