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Hear it well, and beware.
Hear it well, and beware.


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Out upon the dark waters, it is said there's a ghastly ship of unforseen horrors. The dead walk freely upon it's planks, devouring lost children and marketing 80s board games, the captain of this ship was such a despicable tyrant that his crew of undead ghasts tied him to the ship's wheel with twine made from the braids of seventeen little girls.

Out upon the dark waters, it is said there's a ghastly ship of unforeseen horrors. The dead walk freely upon it's planks, devouring lost people and marketing 80s board games, the captain of this ship was such a despicable tyrant that his crew of undead ghasts tied him to the ship's wheel with twine made from the braids of seventeen women.


This is where we enter the tale.
This is where we enter the tale.


Lost on this ship of shadows, I tiptoed myself accross the creaking wooden floor, the grotesque captain was still as the dead
Lost on this ship of shadows, I tiptoed myself across the creaking wooden floor, the grotesque captain was still as the dead


I looked at his person, and discovered that he was adorned with many trinkets of desire
I looked at his person, and discovered that he was adorned with many trinkets of desire
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I had to take his belongings
I had to take his belongings


Suddenly, a husky whisper arose on the breeze, a voice like the westerly wind: "Spinn.... the.... wheeel....."
Suddenly, a husky whisper arose on the breeze, a voice like the westerly wind: "Spinn... the... wheeel..."


I looked around for the speaker, and found no one.
I looked around for the speaker, and found no one.
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I took a good hold of the brass instrument, bending my knees ready for the mighty pull to come
I took a good hold of the brass instrument, bending my knees ready for the mighty pull to come


I took a moment to pray to whatever gods would listen in this decrepid place
I took a moment to pray to whatever gods would listen in this decrepit place


Then I yanked with a mighty force
Then I yanked with a mighty force
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But without any warning the bones began to rattle and shake, a seizure of quivering skeletal structures
But without any warning the bones began to rattle and shake, a seizure of quivering skeletal structures


the noise was beyond explaination
the noise was beyond explanation


like a very cheap motor running beyond its capacity
like a very cheap motor running beyond its capacity
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"I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE OBJECT OF THE GAME IS TO NOT RATTLE THE BONES"
"I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE OBJECT OF THE GAME IS TO NOT RATTLE THE BONES"


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