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I was petrified. It must have been me. I was the shadowy standing ass wiper. |
I was petrified. It must have been me. I was the shadowy standing ass wiper. |
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All these years, had I been doing it wrong? I mean, |
All these years, had I been doing it wrong? I mean, that's just how my parents used to wipe my ass when I was little so I just assumed that's how it was to be done. |
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I rushed home from work and began Googling how to effectively wipe your ass. No shit. |
I rushed home from work and began Googling how to effectively wipe your ass. No shit. |
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I was AMAZED. Like holy shit, that seems so much simpler than standing up, jamming your butt cheeks back together and trying to force a wad of toilet paper in there. |
I was AMAZED. Like holy shit, that seems so much simpler than standing up, jamming your butt cheeks back together and trying to force a wad of toilet paper in there. |
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PLUS I'll never have to be known as the shadowy standing ass wiper again. |
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I've been a sitting/leaning wiper ever since. |
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Latest revision as of 23:05, 22 August 2023
I was a standing ass wiper for years. At work one day, I overheard some co-workers laughing about being in the bathroom stall and seeing the shadow of someone standing up to wipe their ass.
I was petrified. It must have been me. I was the shadowy standing ass wiper.
All these years, had I been doing it wrong? I mean, that's just how my parents used to wipe my ass when I was little so I just assumed that's how it was to be done.
I rushed home from work and began Googling how to effectively wipe your ass. No shit.
I stumbled on a YouTube video of a kindergarten teacher who taped two balloons to the back of a chair. She then took some toilet paper, leaned to the side and demonstrated reaching behind and wiping between the two balloons.
I was AMAZED. Like holy shit, that seems so much simpler than standing up, jamming your butt cheeks back together and trying to force a wad of toilet paper in there.
PLUS I'll never have to be known as the shadowy standing ass wiper again.
I've been a sitting/leaning wiper ever since.
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