The Shop with No Cash

I WENT TO MY LOCAL SUPERMARKET TO BUY SOME ITEMS. I PICKED UP A PACKET OF CABLE TIES AND A NUMBER OF OTHER THINGS. AT THE CASHIER, THE MAN THERE WAS WHITE. HE WAS A GHOST, ACTUALLY, BOO! HE SAID "WOOO THAT WILL BE TWENTY TWO DOLLARS WOOO!" SO I FREAKED OUT AND HANDED HIM A FIFTY DOLLAR NOTE. BUT HE SAID "I HAVE NO CASH YOU ARE GOING TO GO NOW BECAUSE I'M SPOOKY" AND I LOOK IN SHOCK! THEN HE RAISES HIS TERRIFYING ARMS AND YELLS "WOOOO!" AND I DROP MY CABLE TIES AND RUN OUT OF THE SHOP SCREAMING.

I'M NOW IN REHABILITATION BECAUSE I GOT PTSD FROM THAT GHOST IT WAS SO SCARY. LEARN THIS LESSON: IF YOU SEE GHOST JUST RUN DON'T TRY TO TALK TO IT OR IT WILL BOO YOU

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Credited to MeepTMW 
Originally uploaded on August 15, 2015

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