The Story of PATRIXXX According to...Fuck I Forgot
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- Y'know when EVIL PATRIXXX first showed up on earth,
- People be like, "AW SHIT WE DED!"
- And EVIL PATRIXX be eatin them sayin,
- "Well ya are right." So EVIL PATRIXXX went around killin watchin and eatin people,
- And he pissed off some Jews and they were like,
- "LET'S GET HIM CRUCIFIED!" So they took him to the Romans.
- And the Romans were like,
- "Crucify EVIL PATRIXXX!"
- And they were like crucifyin him and shit,
- And one day EVIL PATRIXX cried out,
- "Gioerutyoirty, Gioerutyoirty. Hoeryotrutyhrotyuroprwtlkeotieyhtoejv." Which was like the Trollamaic translation of,
- "Myself, myself. What the fuck am I doin here?" And EVIL PATRIXX was like,
- "Well, I'm ded." And EVIL PATRIXXX died for your sins.
- HA! Just kidding, EVIL PATRIXXX can't die.
- So EVIL PATRIXXX jumped off da cross and started hittin all dem people with it then he crucified them and was like,
- "Well, I'm hungreh." So EVIL PATRIXXX ate everyone and his disciples weren't there to share his story because he killed them.