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>I was only nineteen years old
 
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>I fell something touch me
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>I am so happy
> He slapped me and took me to my room
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
 
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> I'm crying now, because my face hurt
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>I Myspread my ass cheeks for Shreks bonerShrek
> My bed, and very cold
>He penetrates my butthole
 
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
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>I push against his force
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> I want to please Shrek
 
>He roars a mighty roar as youhe fillfills my assbutt with yourhis love
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>My dad walks in
 
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
> Happy
>Shrek leaves through my window
 
"Shrek is love," I said, "Shrek is bae 'life.
He whispered in my ear, "suprise buttsex mother fucker"
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He pulled me and the erect monster in his strong hands and put me on my hands and knees
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> Ready for enlightenment
 
> My ass cheeks for Shreks boner
 
He urged me butthole pumping
 
> It is very painful, but I do it because why the fuck not?!!?!?!?!
 
I could feel my eyes tearing as my anal cavity floods out water
 
I pushed against his authority as my spaghetti falls out of my pockets
 
> I want to please Shrek
 
He roars a mighty roar as you fill my ass with your love
 
> Dad faps onto mums corpse
 
> Shrek look deeply into his eyes, said: "he gave consent"
 
> Shrek put his dick in the cat
 
> Shrek is love
 
> Shrek is bae
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>I was only nineteen years old
>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a freak
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Shrek
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"
>Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

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