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I WAS FLICKING THROUGH TINDER AS USAUL, SCOOPING UP |
I WAS FLICKING THROUGH TINDER AS USAUL, SCOOPING UP WOMEN. IT WAS GREAT, I WAS GETTING SO MUCH ATTENTION BECAUSE OF MY PROFILE PICTURE, IT WAS ME LOOKING ALL DARK AND MYSTERIOUS WITH NEON SHADES, AND NATURALLY THE PREGNANT SWANS WERE BY MY SIDE. SO AS I WAS SWIPING TO DA RIGHT, AND THIS WOMAN I MATCHED WITH SAID "HELLO", I SAID "HEY BABE, WHAT U AT?", "HOW WAS YOUR DAY" SHE SAID. I THOUGHT IT WAS ODD THAT THIS WOMAN DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION, SO I ASKED IT AGAIN, "HEY BABE, WHAT U AT?", "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TALK TO ME ALL DAY, SEXY;)". AT THIS STAGE I WAS KINDA TURNED ON, THIS SEXI 22-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WANTS TO GET STRAIGHT DOWN TO BUSINESS, SO I GAVE HER MY HOME ADDRESS. THIS WAS 4 HOURS AGO BUT THERES STILL NO SIGN OF HER, SHE JUST KEEPS WRITING STUFF LIKE "I BET YOU'RE REALLY GOOD LOOKING IN PERSON. VISIT MY INSTGRAM @BIT.LY5462VIRUS". PLZ HELP, I THINK SHE'S A SEXI, SEXI CATFISH. OR WAS IT? |
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Latest revision as of 15:56, 27 August 2023
I WAS FLICKING THROUGH TINDER AS USAUL, SCOOPING UP WOMEN. IT WAS GREAT, I WAS GETTING SO MUCH ATTENTION BECAUSE OF MY PROFILE PICTURE, IT WAS ME LOOKING ALL DARK AND MYSTERIOUS WITH NEON SHADES, AND NATURALLY THE PREGNANT SWANS WERE BY MY SIDE. SO AS I WAS SWIPING TO DA RIGHT, AND THIS WOMAN I MATCHED WITH SAID "HELLO", I SAID "HEY BABE, WHAT U AT?", "HOW WAS YOUR DAY" SHE SAID. I THOUGHT IT WAS ODD THAT THIS WOMAN DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION, SO I ASKED IT AGAIN, "HEY BABE, WHAT U AT?", "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TALK TO ME ALL DAY, SEXY;)". AT THIS STAGE I WAS KINDA TURNED ON, THIS SEXI 22-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WANTS TO GET STRAIGHT DOWN TO BUSINESS, SO I GAVE HER MY HOME ADDRESS. THIS WAS 4 HOURS AGO BUT THERES STILL NO SIGN OF HER, SHE JUST KEEPS WRITING STUFF LIKE "I BET YOU'RE REALLY GOOD LOOKING IN PERSON. VISIT MY INSTGRAM @BIT.LY5462VIRUS". PLZ HELP, I THINK SHE'S A SEXI, SEXI CATFISH. OR WAS IT?
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