The Trollpasta That Has Many Cliches But Incredibly Good Grammar

One time I was walking down the street. I saw a coworker at Nick Jr. selling copies of Jeff The Killer: The Game. I asked how much it was and he said it was $666.13 dollars. However, he gave it to me and ran off before I could pay. In the distance I could see him stabbing children with Squidward & Happy Appy. I noticed the cover was just blank red with Slenderman on it, and the title was "DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE" in black & Chiller font. I thought nothing of this and walked home to my house, which was number 13666.

I popped the disc into my XBOX 36660. Oddly, it showed static for 13 minutes after I popped it in. Then the screen went red, and after a few seconds, the hyper-realistic face of Satan popped up. He started singing about hyper-realistic things. Then he turned into a skeleton and popped out of my TV. I died.

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