The form of virtual play entitled "X-Bone"
On a single specific day, I traveled to an outdoor play structure, and on the seat of a playground swing, there was a virtual play cartridge entitled "The First X-Bone." I withdrew it from its environment with my hand, which caused an elderly gentleman to bestow the information to me that the virtual play cartridge contained a malicious spirit. "Cease speaking to me, homosexual," I articulated. I toted the virtual play cartridge back to my habitation, and inserted the cartridge into my X-Bone system. It emitted unusual audio, so I proceeded to repeatedly strike my X-Bone system with a wooden shaft used in the game entitled "Baseball" until it started to comply. Unexpectedly, there was a brief discharge of bright light on the displaying screen, and then a human skeletal structure defecated outward while being covered in extremely realistic vital fluid. I proceeded to imagine the fact that the X-Bone must be working improperly again, so I proceeded to take its life until it complied once again. When it began to comply, the screen displayed a version of Dora the Traveling Adventurer who's life had ended, which also bore quite darkened optical recepters, and possessed extremely realistic vital fluid on her back-mounted object container. I was dismayed at the fact that the game was working improperly again. Before I could perform any other actions, I percieved Herobrine on the display screen. Herobrine promptly exited the screen and consumed my vital fluid and internal organs. My life was no more. The story is now finished!
