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(Created page with "I want to go to the store today, maybe I will get some spray. Maybe I'll get something more fancy, that might surprise my friend Nancy. Sheʻll say "Thats Fancy Schmancy!" You know what I don’t care! Nancy might give me a snare. If she does, I don't bother, I’ll just push and push farther. So I did, yes I do, I’ll go to the store in a few. Oh wait, there’s something wrong, I already have a hat, wait, its gone! Where's my hat? Ah damn, I keep losing these t...")
 
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Maybe I'll get something more fancy, that might surprise my friend Nancy. Sheʻll say "Thats Fancy Schmancy!"
Maybe I'll get something more fancy, that might surprise my friend Nancy. Sheʻll say "Thats Fancy Schmancy!"


You know what I don’t care! Nancy might give me a snare.
You know what I don't care! Nancy might give me a snare.


If she does, I don't bother, I’ll just push and push farther.
If she does, I don't bother, I'll just push and push farther.


So I did, yes I do, I’ll go to the store in a few.
So I did, yes I do, I'll go to the store in a few.


Oh wait, there’s something wrong, I already have a hat, wait, its gone!
Oh wait, there's something wrong, I already have a hat, wait, its gone!


Where's my hat? Ah damn, I keep losing these things.
Where's my hat? Ah damn, I keep losing these things.
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There's my hat, just under my bed. Ill go get it, no harm no fowl.
There's my hat, just under my bed. Ill go get it, no harm no fowl.


Let me bend, it’s at the end.
Let me bend, it's at the end.


Something is reaching out of the hat.
Something is reaching out of the hat.


It’s something creepy, something spooky.
It's something creepy, something spooky.


The hat is now devouring my head, now I’m dead.
The hat is now devouring my head, now I'm dead.


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Latest revision as of 08:01, 9 December 2023

I want to go to the store today, maybe I will get some spray.

Maybe I'll get something more fancy, that might surprise my friend Nancy. Sheʻll say "Thats Fancy Schmancy!"

You know what I don't care! Nancy might give me a snare.

If she does, I don't bother, I'll just push and push farther.

So I did, yes I do, I'll go to the store in a few.

Oh wait, there's something wrong, I already have a hat, wait, its gone!

Where's my hat? Ah damn, I keep losing these things.

There's my hat, just under my bed. Ill go get it, no harm no fowl.

Let me bend, it's at the end.

Something is reaching out of the hat.

It's something creepy, something spooky.

The hat is now devouring my head, now I'm dead.



Credited to Michaelback

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