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The thing on the board started to move. Cindy said it’s a blanshet(?) Planchit? Oh I dunno. It started to go to all kinds of letters and numbers on the board and Cindy said it spelled “You’re doomed”
The thing on the board started to move. Cindy said it’s a blanshet(?) Planchit? Oh I dunno. It started to go to all kinds of letters and numbers on the board and Cindy said it spelled “You’re doomed”


Ugh! Whatever demon! He was being a real jerk, blowing air into the room. It messed up my hair. I wanna look perfect for my selfies. Sherry was being a total bitch yelling at me to stop fixing my hair and keep my hands on the board. I was just gonna tell her to stop policing me when the demon turned the lights off. No fair! He’s being like totally retarded. Doesn’t he know I need this for my insta followers. I mean, I’m like a role model to them.
Ugh! Whatever demon! He was being a real jerk, blowing air into the room. It messed up my hair. I wanna look perfect for my selfies. Sherry was being a total bitch yelling at me to stop fixing my hair and keep my hands on the board. I was just gonna tell her to stop policing me when the demon turned the lights off. No fair! He’s being like totally idiotic. Doesn’t he know I need this for my insta followers. I mean, I’m like a role model to them.


I was just gonna tell Cindy to get him to turn the lights on when I heard Sherry make a weird noise. It was like the sound when a dog throws up or something.
I was just gonna tell Cindy to get him to turn the lights on when I heard Sherry make a weird noise. It was like the sound when a dog throws up or something.


GROSS! Now Sherry was leaking blood from her neck. It was dripping all over my $3000 Persian rug. Dammit Sherry! Cindy said she couldn’t hold the plankit thingie anymore cause it was hot. Bitch! Just make your retarded demon stop messing up my stuff!
GROSS! Now Sherry was leaking blood from her neck. It was dripping all over my $3000 Persian rug. Dammit Sherry! Cindy said she couldn’t hold the plankit thingie anymore cause it was hot. Bitch! Just make your dumbass demon stop messing up my stuff!


Sherry was being totally lame just lying on the floor, leaking blood and making that dog puking noise. Ugh! The shit I put up with. Now Cindy was turning into this total dram queen spinning in circles. She knocked over my $200 Pink Himalayan Salt lamp. I’m like so woke, I’m actually into African culture. But stupid Cindy and Sherry were n my last nerve. I decided to tell this Zozo dude to stop being a jerk and take a selfie with me. I mean I let him into my nice room with all my nice stuff, it’s like the least he can do!
Sherry was being totally lame just lying on the floor, leaking blood and making that dog puking noise. Ugh! The shit I put up with. Now Cindy was turning into this total dram queen spinning in circles. She knocked over my $200 Pink Himalayan Salt lamp. I’m like so woke, I’m actually into African culture. But stupid Cindy and Sherry were n my last nerve. I decided to tell this Zozo dude to stop being a jerk and take a selfie with me. I mean I let him into my nice room with all my nice stuff, it’s like the least he can do!
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