There was doo doo everywhere

I went in for a job interview for Jiggle My Balls Enterprises. It's a company that makes balls for clowns to juggle. Anyway, I walked in and the CEO boss guy was there. His name was Mr. Jiggly.

"Welcome to Jiggle My Balls Enterprises. Why would you like to work here?" said Mr. Jiggly.

"Because I need money, bitch," I said.

"The last guy who called me a bitch got teabagged to another dimension," said Mr. Jiggly.

Then next thing I knew, Beyonce and Donald Trump walked in to my interview. Beyonce farted so hard it blew off Donald Trump's toupee. Donald Trump fainted from the fart smell and they had to take him to the doctor.

"Wow, that's some ass-blastic gas!" said Mr. Jiggly.

But here is where the scary and spooky start begins: The job position never existed. In fact, there was never a company called Jiggle My Balls Enterprises. Beyonce, Mr. Jiggly, and Donald Trump were part of a kidnapping ring to capture people and force them to listen to their horrendous podcast called: "There was doo doo everywhere." It's a podcast about their severe bowel obstruction and how they avoid pooping on themselves in public. Their podcast gets no listeners so that's why they were making fake interviews to kidnap people into listening to it.

I almost got kidnapped!

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Credited to DrakeLostLol 

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