Toilet Seat Copypasta

I like when the toilet seat is still warm from the last person. You know exactly what I mean. I've always heard all my life "eww the seat is still warm" or "I hate when the toilet seat is warm" but I've never agreed with it. In my lonesome, I've come to like when the seat is warm. I hate to put this out in public but it's true. It's so nice. No more worrying if the seat is frozen cause the AC is blasting or if the seat is made out of some ceramic that freezes your ass. It's comfort. It's like a Bluetooth high-five between you and the last user. It's like buying a car because your friend has the same model. It's a mutual bond which warms my heart. I type this sitting on a pre warmed toilet seat, I like when the toilet seat is still warm.

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