Trollpasta Wiki:TROLLPASTA CHARACTERS

A LIST OF TROLLPASTA CHARACTERS.

DEMMY

DEMMY IS A GIRL WHO GOT KILED BY PASTA MONSTERS!!!

EVIL PATRIXXX

EVIL PATRIXXX IS THE MASCAWT FOR DIS WIKI. HE KILLS MANY PEOPLE AND IS IMMORTAL. HE HAS A CUSIN CALLED EVIL SONIXXX.

EVIL PATRIXXX'S ABILIITES:

• MIND **** BALL OF MAS DISTRUCTUIN
• GORE FEST
• FIRE JELLY
• MIDNIGHT BLAST
• EVIL SHIELD
• WORLD EATING
• CAP'N BAWYER SUMMANCE
• EPIC BELLY PLAYING

EVIL SONIXXX

EVIL SONIXXX IS EVIL PATRIXXX'S COUSIN.

EVIL KOWOMO

THIS VERSION OF KOWOMO IS LIKE KOROMO EXCEPT SHE'S EVIL. SHE WAS FIRST FEAUTURED IN THE SEWICIDE OV KOWOMO.

EVIL CAP'N BAWYER

AN EVIL MAN WHO HATES PUPPIES AND GOOD AUSTRALIA!

HEROBRINE

HE IS A MINECRAFT CHARACTR WHOSE EVIL.

SKELETON

THEY KEEP POPPING OUT.

SQUIDWARXXX

SQUIDWARXXX IS SPONGEBOXXX'S BROTHER AND EVIL PATRIXXX'S OTHER COUSIN. HE KNOWS HOW TO HACK COMMPUTERS AND PUT VIRUS AND TROJANS ON IT.

SPONGEBOXXX

SPONGEBOXXX IS EVIL PATRIXXX'S RIVAL UNTIL EVIL PATRIXXX KILLS HIM IN A FIGHT BUT SPONGEBOXXX WAS AILVE AND NOW HE KILLS PEOPLE.

EVIL KERMIXXX

KERMIXXX'S ARTICLE HERE.

EVIL KERMIXXX IS AN EVLL VERSION OF KERMIX. HE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM.

EVIL KERMIXXX 2.0

EVIL KERMIXXX 2.0 IS AN UPDATED VERSION OF EVIL KERMIXXX BUT HE IS ALSO ENEMIES WITH HIM.

HE FIRST APPEARED IN EVIL KERMIXXX 2.0.

R41NB0W D45H

SHE IS AND EVIL AND UGLY PONY THAT APPEARED ON A SCARY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE AND EATS EVERYTHING SHE CAN. THIS IS THE ORIGINAL PASTA. SHE WAS  KILLED BY JACKSON MAUDE/YUKEN/ACTUAL RAINBOW DASH!

THE MAN WITH A BAG

THE MAN WITH A BAG IS A MAN THAT WEARS A BAG IN HIS FACE AND HE IS IMMORTAL AND HE AS VERY STRONG AND FAST HE KILLS PEOPLE THIS IS THE ORIGINAL VERY SCARY STORY1!!1.

KILLED BY THE MAN IN THE SUIT!!!!!3

may still be out there.

THE MAN IN THE SUIT

THIS MAN IS EVIL AND IN A SUIT! HE KILLED THE MAN WITH A BAG SO HE DIED!

NEARLY KILLED BY YUKEN!

NINJA HEROBRINE

NINJA HEROBRINE IS LIKE NORMAL HEROBRINE ONLY NINJAIER AND EVILER!!!!9

YUKEN

YUKEN IS A SUPERPOWERMASTER WITH LIGHTNING POWERS AND IN TEH NCDA!

NEARLY KILLED BY TEH MAN IN TEH SUIT!

GUD CAP'N BAWYER

GUD CAP'N BAWYER IS NORMAL CAP'N BAWYER ANDLIKES PUPPIES AND HATES MEAN THINGS AND FEEDS CAMELS AT THE ZOO AND GIVES ICE CREAM TO CHILDREN AND ORPHANS!

DHEH ZKHARWEE DHAORG A DOG DAT KEELZ PEPL CUZ HE IZ SHMAEL.JEEPEEGEE

MAREE SUE

MAREE SUE IS SOME ORDINARY LITTLE SHIT HEAD THAT NO-ONE CARES ABOUT.

BUT WHO WAS PHONE. SO SCARY.

BROSEPH

BROSEPH IS AN IRONIC HIPSTER WHO IS KNOWN TO BRO AFTER WHOEVER READS A TEXT ABOUT HIM WITH THE FIRST SYLLABLE OF HIS NAME BROCCASIONALLY PLACED IN OTHER WORDS, AND HE MAY VERY WELL WANT YOUR CHEESE PUFFS.

EVIL BILL GARTZXXX

EVIL BILL GARTZXXX IS THE MOST EVIL BUSINESS MAN IN THE UNIVERSE. HE CAN GROW SPIDER LEGS OUT OF HIS HEAD AND STEAL UR SOUL OR RIP YOU APART WITH HIS CLAW. HE ALSO BOUGHT RAREWARE AND MADE SHITY GAMES!

WOEM JEFF

One of two Trollpasta counterparts to Furbearingbrick's parasitic Worm Jeff. Just as Worm Jeff is Jeff the Killer resurrected by a wise, benevolent, dying elder god who had no idea JtK was evil, Woem Jeff isJeff the Potato resurrected by a completely STUPID elder god who was too dumb to know the difference. His bite infects people with the dreaded Stupid Virus. He can also attach to people to feed on thier brain waves, influencing thier behavior and making them dumb as rocks.

RAPEY THE GRAPE

RAPEY THE GRAPE IS AN EVIL GRAPE THAT'S GONNA RAPE UUUUUU!!!!!!

RAPEY THE GRAPE!!!!!!!1

HE ALSO APPEARED ON DESE PASTURS, TOO, Rapey The Grape, Rapey Tharr Pirate Sea Tales Of Captain Rummond & Seamen