User:Hyper-Realistic Mayonaise

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"I'm a great big Jesus that lives in the sea!" -Razorteeth, In Search of the Fucking Titanic

I am just a sentient jar of mayonaise. Nothing suspicious here...  Kewpie "Miracle Whip" Hellmann 14:45, August 6, 2018 (UTC)

The crap that I wrote