User:Jerrika12
Template:Infobox Hey there, person, I'm Jerrika12, also known as the proud Faze Clan leader. Leave a message after the beep on my talk page if you wish. I write a lot more than I read trollpasta, but I do read. Usually, I write stories that are... well... nsfw to say the least. If you explore my pastas enough, you'll find at least one thing that makes you say "WHAT THE FUCK?" because it was so weird. So yeah. That's all I got to say, also a list of my pastas is at the bottom, below all the smexy Shrek stuff.
PS: I live the bandit life when it comes to my page. If I see a cool template or something, I'm gonna put it on my page. YAR, PIRATE LIFE MATEY!
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Shrek's Cousin, Heavy
If those images don't inspire you to do something with your life, then you sir are a miserable asshole! Heavy is almost as amazing as Shrek, can't you see that?! And that's pretty damn amazing!!!
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My Trollpastas And Shit
Naughty Timmy - One of my early pastas, a one with PATRIXXX.
My First Boner - A comment on this says it puts Shakespeare to shame. That's pretty accurate, giving the fact this is a rhyme about Shrek, boners and WANKING OVER YOUR GOD DAMN GRANDMA.
Fight Nights At Freddy's: Horny Fox Edition - Not the best, but still weird.
Cod of Duty: Modern Jackasses 2 - Another early pasta I made. Dumb.
THEY ALL DIED - A shitty pasta I made, also the first I made!
HauntedGame.EXE - My second one... ugh.
Grandma's Secret Minigun - Yeah, this one is without a doubt strange. It'll change the way you see your grandma from now on.
The Fat Shopkeeper Strikes Again - I don't know why I wrote this.
Sally's Christmas Gift - Teaches some very important life lessons!
The Truth About McDonalds - A legit theory that is 100% accurate, if you disagree, fuck off then you dirty skrub.
Shrek Noodles - Another Shrek pasta... why do I keep writing about Shrek and boners?
Bad Things Are Here To Stay - Something I found on the Spinoff Wiki. It just plain sucks, and isn't a spinoff from anything I know. Smiledog, maybe?
Donald's Sexyphone - Horrible, horrible yet sexay trollpasta.
Phone Call - There are rumors that this is a scrapped chapter for Fifty Shades Of Gay. I can confirm that is true.
Breaking Retard - The beggining of Breaking Bad's first episode, trollpasta style!
The Truth - I found some dumb shit on 4chan and made a pasta out of it! Yay!
The 666 Plane Of Doom - So amazing, such cliches.
