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{{Archived Profile}}_____________________________________________________________________________
[[File:Spooneads reviews.jpg|thumb|220px|right|It'sa Me! A'Spooneads!]]


'''"I have a dream... I believe, One day that everyone, everywhere, will know the wonders of my nipples."'''
Salutations! I am the Great Lord and Master Spooneads! I write trollpastas and lol at other trollpastas.


'''-Stimpy, 1992'''
Also, Subscribe to my YouTube channel "[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAA-MYOy7c1AdRoPuXAMxEQ Spooneads]" or else Murder!


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==Pastas that I made!==


I'm still kickin'[[The Great Sea Beast of Murder|<nowiki/>]][[Category:User]]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_666 Breadwinners 666]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/BUBSY_BOOBCAT_DIES!!!1! BUBSY BOOBCAT DIES!!!1!]
* [[My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666]]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_Patrixxx_69 Call of Patrixxx 69]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward's_Spermicide Squidward's Spermicide]
* [[Call of Patrixxx 420 - Robotnik's Revenge]]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Genocidemouse.avi Genocidemouse.avi]
* The curse of the wretched and vengeful undead ''(Deleted for being to sp00ky)''
* T[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_FINAL_SHOWDOWN_BETWEEN_EVIL_PATRIXXX_AND_SONIC.EXE!!! HE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EVIL PATRIXXX AND SONIC.EXE!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Littlest_Pet_Shop_Theory Littlest Pet Shop Theory]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/NIGHT_OF_THE_FEMINISTS%21%21%211%21?venotify=created NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!!1!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SNUGGLE_WUGGLES_THE_HORROR_MONSTER%21 SNUGGLE WUGGLES THE HORROR MONSTER!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cursed_Love_Hearts?venotify=created The Cursed Love Hearts]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Alfe_is_Love,_Alfe_is_Life... Alfe is Love, Alfe is Life...]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_ALLEN_GREGORYXXX EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles_2_-_Big_Relentless_Bagels Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/REN_HOEK%27S_PAINIS_COMES_TO_LIFE_AND_DIEDS_STIMPY!!!! REN HOEKS PAINIS COMES TO LIFE AND DIEDS STIMPY!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_scariest_story_ever_told... The scariest story ever told...]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_AND_EVIL_KERMIXXX_HAVE_AN_EVIL_BABIXXX?venotify=created EVIL PATRIXXX AND EVIL KERMIXXX HAVE AN EVIL BABIXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/TEH_EVUL_EXAM%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21?venotify=created TEH EVUL EXAM!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_day_I_fell_in_love_with_a_donkey%27s_ass The day I fell in love with a donkey's ass]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Excessive_Profanity Excessive Profanity]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_VS._MOAR_KRABS!!!!!!! EVIL PATRIXXX VS MOAR KRABS!!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Winnie_the_fucking_piece_of_shit Winnie the fucking piece of shit]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Windows_Hyper-Realistic_Edition Windows Hyper-Realistic Edition]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Wander_over_Yonder_theory_(100%25_TRUE) Wander over Yonder theory]
* ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER ''(Deleted for being to sp00ky again... Oh, LOLSKELETONS, You're such a blast!)''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/HOW_THE_SKELETONS_STOLE_KRISTMAS%21%21%21%21?venotify=created HOW THE SKELETONS STOLE KRISTMAS!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_Bootleg Breadwinners Bootleg]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Barnyard.exe Barnyard.exe]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_SWAYSWAYXXX_AND_EVIL_BUHDEUCXXX EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX AND EVIL BUHDEUCXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Otis_the_Rapist Otis the Rapist]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Hyperrealistic_Blood Harry Potter and the Hyperrealistic Blood]

* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/So_fuxxxing_scary_u_guize.jpg So fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_MOST_ORIGINAL_CREEPYPASTA_EVER_LIKE_SERIOUSLY_THIS_IS_100%25_ABSOLUTELY_CLICH%C3%89_FREE_U_GUIZE_NOPE_THIS_IS_TOTALLY_CREATIVE_AND_ORIGINAL_AND_REALLY_FUXXXING_SUPR_SKARY_OK%3F!%3F!%3F!%3F!%3F!%3F%3F!%3F!!%3F!%3F!!!%3F%3F!!! THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_HITLERXXX EVIL HITLERXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_VS._NICKI_MINAJ!!!!!! EVIL PATRIXXX VS. NICKI MINAJ!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/My_Considerably_Small_Equine:_Acquaintanceship_is_beyond_scientific_explanation_Season_666_Episode_666 My Considerably Small Equine: Acquaintanceship is beyond scientific explanation Season 666 Episode 666]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EEVIIL_PAATRIIXXXX_DAAH_SUBSTITOOT_TECHER!!!!!!!!!!!! EEVIILL PAATRIIXXXX DAAH SUBSTITOOT TECHER!!!!!!!!!!!!]
== Pastas I have planned ==
* NIGHT OF THE ATHEISTS!!1!
* Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 3
* EVIL PATRIXXX VS OTIS THE RAPIST!!!!!
* NIGHT OF THE FUNDAMENTALISTS!!1!
* ATTACK OF THE NAZI SKELETONS!

== List of things I hate! ==
* pEoPlE tHaT tHiNk TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is CoOl Or CrEePy. It's just annoying.
* That fucking "Sticks and stones" rhyme.
* Rad-Fems that complain about every single thing they can by calling it sexist and patriarchal, thinking they're always right because they use the label "feminist."
* Self Service Checkouts. Fuck those things.
* People that think sex is evil and anyone who has it is unclean and evil.
* The other end of the spectrum. People who think that sex is everything and the only purpose in life.
* The following words: '''enjoy, irresistible, fraction, selfie, swag, twerk''' (this one makes me cringe), '''guys, bird''' (when used to describe a woman), '''booty, Legos''' (the plural is LEGO! No s!)
* People that call you a "wannabe hipster" when you have a different opinion of them, or like something they've never heard of.
* Blow Dryers in public bathrooms. Those things are noisy and fucking useless.
* People that bombard you with "YOUR OPINION NOONE CARES!!!!" when you state your opinion on something.
* People who think shouting "fuck her right in the pussy" is funny. That was funny ONCE. Then it got beat down and buried into the center of the Earth.
* Misuse of the word "literally". It happens all the time and even I've done it a couple of times.
* Misuse of double negatives. "Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!" So... someone's got time for that?

== Q&A Shit you don't give 2 fucks about! ==
'''''Hey Spooneads, out of all the shitty trollpastas you've wrote, which one do you consider to be the best?'''''

This is a tough choice. For me, it's probably one of the following:
* My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666

* NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!1!!

* TEH EVUL EXAM!!!

* Winnie the fucking piece of shit

* Wander over Yonder theory (100% TRUE)

* THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!
'''''Okay then, which one(s) do you consider the worst?'''''

Probably one of the following
* Breadwinners 666 (only because it was my first trollpasta)
* Littlest Pet Shop Theory
* Alfe is Love, Alfe is Life...
* so fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg
'''''What's your favorite game?'''''

MOTHER 3 for the Gameboy Advance. EarthBound, Minecraft, and Sonic 3 and Knuckles are close 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

'''''How old are you?'''''

As of January 25th 2014, I am 16.

'''''Pepsi or Coke?'''''

I'm a dedicated Pepsi Max drinker, but regular Pepsi makes me sick so I'm still trying to decide. If I had to put all of their drinks in order, it would go something like this:
# Pepsi Max
# Coca-Cola
# Coca-Cola Cherry
# Coca-Cola Zero
# Coca-Cola Life
# Pepsi Diet
# Diet Coke
# Pepsi
'''''Do you worship EVIL PATRIXXX with all of your heart?'''''

I'm disappointed in all of those who don't.

'''''Do you like being a brony faggot?'''''

Oh very much so!

== My Trollpasta OC's ==
* Dylan Ricky (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles])
* The Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles_2_-_Big_Relentless_Bagels Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels])
* The Big Relentless Bagels (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles_2_-_Big_Relentless_Bagels Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels])
* The Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles])
* EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_Bootleg Breadwinners Bootleg])
* EVIL BUHDEUCXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_Bootleg Breadwinners Bootleg])
* Snuggle Wuggles the Horror Monster (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SNUGGLE_WUGGLES_THE_HORROR_MONSTER%21 SNUGGLE WUGGLES THE HORROR MONSTER!!])
* EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_ALLEN_GREGORYXXX EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX])
* EVIL MAXXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_AND_EVIL_KERMIXXX_HAVE_AN_EVIL_BABIXXX?venotify=created EVIL PATRIXXX AND EVIL KERMIXXX HAVE AN EVIL BABIXXX])
* Winnie the fucking piece of shit (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Winnie_the_fucking_piece_of_shit Winnie the fucking piece of shit])
* Otis the Rapist (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Otis_the_Rapist Otis the Rapist] (or possibly [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Barnyard.exe Barnyard.exe]))
* EVIL GILDEROYXXX LOCKHEARXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Hyperrealistic_Blood Harry Potter and the Hyperrealistic Blood])
* EVIL HITLERXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_HITLERXXX EVIL HITLERXXX])
== SPOONEADS' TROLLPASTA REWARDS (MY OPINION OKAY??!?!!)!!!!![[Category:User]] ==
[[File:Winner.jpg|thumb|236x236px]]

=== Funniest Trollpasta ===
'''undecided'''

=== Most Unreadable Trollpasta ===
'''undecided'''

=== Most Bizzare/Stupid Trollpasta ===
'''undecided'''

=== Most Sexual Trollpasta (Giggity!) ===
'''undecided'''

=== Best Name for a Trollpasta ===
[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_super_sexy_horny_basterd_drew_pickles_wii_694_ass_patrixxx_molestia_secret_pronz_shack_poopoo_and_then_a_skeleton_popped_out Sonic super sexy horny basterd drew pickles wii 694 ass patrixxx molestia secret pronz shack poopoo and then a skeleton popped out]

=== Most legitimately scary Trollpasta ===
'''undecided'''

Latest revision as of 15:59, 16 January 2023

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"I have a dream... I believe, One day that everyone, everywhere, will know the wonders of my nipples."

-Stimpy, 1992

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I'm still kickin'