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[[File:Spooneads reviews.jpg|thumb|220px|right|It'sa Me! A'Spooneads!]]


'''"I have a dream... I believe, One day that everyone, everywhere, will know the wonders of my nipples."'''
Salutations! I am the Great Lord and Master Spooneads! I write trollpastas and lol at other trollpastas.


'''-Stimpy, 1992'''
Also, Subscribe to my YouTube channel "[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAA-MYOy7c1AdRoPuXAMxEQ Spooneads]" or else Murder!


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==Pastas that I made!==


I'm still kickin'[[The Great Sea Beast of Murder|<nowiki/>]][[Category:User]]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_-_Hell Sonic the Hedgehog - Hell] ''(Shitpasta)''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_666 Breadwinners 666]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/BUBSY_BOOBCAT_DIES!!!1! BUBSY BOOBCAT DIES!!!1!]
* [[My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666]]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_Patrixxx_69 Call of Patrixxx 69]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward's_Spermicide Squidward's Spermicide]
* [[Call of Patrixxx 420 - Robotnik's Revenge]]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Genocidemouse.avi Genocidemouse.avi]
* The curse of the wretched and vengeful undead ''(Deleted for being to sp00ky)''
* T[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_FINAL_SHOWDOWN_BETWEEN_EVIL_PATRIXXX_AND_SONIC.EXE!!! HE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EVIL PATRIXXX AND SONIC.EXE!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Littlest_Pet_Shop_Theory Littlest Pet Shop Theory]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/NIGHT_OF_THE_FEMINISTS%21%21%211%21?venotify=created NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!!1!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SNUGGLE_WUGGLES_THE_HORROR_MONSTER%21 SNUGGLE WUGGLES THE HORROR MONSTER!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cursed_Love_Hearts?venotify=created The Cursed Love Hearts]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Alfe_is_Love,_Alfe_is_Life... Alfe is Love, Alfe is Life...]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_ALLEN_GREGORYXXX EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles_2_-_Big_Relentless_Bagels Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/REN_HOEK%27S_PAINIS_COMES_TO_LIFE_AND_DIEDS_STIMPY!!!! REN HOEKS PAINIS COMES TO LIFE AND DIEDS STIMPY!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_scariest_story_ever_told... The scariest story ever told...]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_AND_EVIL_KERMIXXX_HAVE_AN_EVIL_BABIXXX?venotify=created EVIL PATRIXXX AND EVIL KERMIXXX HAVE AN EVIL BABIXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/TEH_EVUL_EXAM%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21?venotify=created TEH EVUL EXAM!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_day_I_fell_in_love_with_a_donkey%27s_ass The day I fell in love with a donkey's ass]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Excessive_Profanity Excessive Profanity]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_VS._MOAR_KRABS!!!!!!! EVIL PATRIXXX VS MOAR KRABS!!!!!!]
* Winnie the fucking piece of shit ''(NOOOO!!! IT GOT DELETED!!! THAT WAS MY BEST ONE!!!)''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Windows_Hyper-Realistic_Edition Windows Hyper-Realistic Edition]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Wander_over_Yonder_theory_(100%25_TRUE) Wander over Yonder theory]
* ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER ''(Deleted for being to sp00ky again...)''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/HOW_THE_SKELETONS_STOLE_KRISTMAS%21%21%21%21?venotify=created HOW THE SKELETONS STOLE KRISTMAS!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_Bootleg Breadwinners Bootleg]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Barnyard.exe Barnyard.exe]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_SWAYSWAYXXX_AND_EVIL_BUHDEUCXXX EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX AND EVIL BUHDEUCXXX]
* Otis the Rapist ''(Deleted for being high in NSFW content. OTIS IS STILL COMING FOR YOU THOUGH!!)''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Hyperrealistic_Blood Harry Potter and the Hyperrealistic Blood]

* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/So_fuxxxing_scary_u_guize.jpg So fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_MOST_ORIGINAL_CREEPYPASTA_EVER_LIKE_SERIOUSLY_THIS_IS_100%25_ABSOLUTELY_CLICH%C3%89_FREE_U_GUIZE_NOPE_THIS_IS_TOTALLY_CREATIVE_AND_ORIGINAL_AND_REALLY_FUXXXING_SUPR_SKARY_OK%3F!%3F!%3F!%3F!%3F!%3F%3F!%3F!!%3F!%3F!!!%3F%3F!!! THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_HITLERXXX EVIL HITLERXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_VS._NICKI_MINAJ!!!!!! EVIL PATRIXXX VS. NICKI MINAJ!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/My_Considerably_Small_Equine:_Acquaintanceship_is_beyond_scientific_explanation_Season_666_Episode_666 My Considerably Small Equine: Acquaintanceship is beyond scientific explanation Season 666 Episode 666]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EEVIIL_PAATRIIXXXX_DAAH_SUBSTITOOT_TECHER!!!!!!!!!!!! EEVIILL PAATRIIXXXX DAAH SUBSTITOOT TECHER!!!!!!!!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/COSMO_SHOTS_KAMEHAMEHA_LASERS_OUT_HIS_PAINIS_AN_DIEDS_WANDA!!!! COSMO SHOTS KAMEHAMEHA LASERS OUT HIS PAINIS AN DIEDS WANDA!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pet_Sitter_Patrixxx Pet Sitter Patrixxx]
== Pastas I have planned ==
* NIGHT OF THE ATHEISTS!!1!
* Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 3
* EVIL PATRIXXX VS OTIS THE RAPIST!!!!!
* NIGHT OF THE FUNDAMENTALISTS!!1!
* ATTACK OF THE NAZI SKELETONS!

== List of things I hate! ==
* pEoPlE tHaT tHiNk TyPiNg LiKe ThIs Is CoOl Or CrEePy. It's just annoying.
* That fucking "Sticks and stones" rhyme.
* Rad-Fems that complain about every single thing they can by calling it sexist and patriarchal, thinking they're always right because they use the label "feminist."
* Self Service Checkouts. Fuck those things.
* People that think sex is evil and anyone who has it is unclean and evil.
* The other end of the spectrum. People who think that sex is everything and the only purpose in life.
* The following words: '''enjoy, irresistible, fraction, selfie, swag, twerk''' (this one makes me cringe), '''guys, bird''' (when used to describe a woman), '''booty, Legos''' (the plural is LEGO! No s!)
* People that call you a "wannabe hipster" when you have a different opinion of them, or like something they've never heard of.
* Blow Dryers in public bathrooms. Those things are noisy and fucking useless.
* People that bombard you with "YOUR OPINION NOONE CARES!!!!" when you state your opinion on something.
* People who think shouting "fuck her right in the pussy" is funny. That was funny ONCE. Then it got beat down and buried into the center of the Earth.
* Misuse of the word "literally". It happens all the time and even I've done it a couple of times.
* Misuse of double negatives. "Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!" So... someone's got time for that?

== Q&A Shit you don't give 2 fucks about! ==
'''''Hey Spooneads, out of all the shitty trollpastas you've wrote, which one do you consider to be the best?'''''

This is a tough choice. For me, it's probably one of the following:
* My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666

* NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!1!!

* TEH EVUL EXAM!!!

* Winnie the fucking piece of shit ''(But alas, twas deleted... R.I.P.)''

* Wander over Yonder theory (100% TRUE)

* THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!
'''''Okay then, which one(s) do you consider the worst?'''''

Probably one of the following
* Breadwinners 666 (only because it was my first trollpasta)
* Littlest Pet Shop Theory
* Alfe is Love, Alfe is Life...
* so fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg
'''''What's your favorite game?'''''

MOTHER 3 for the Gameboy Advance. EarthBound, Minecraft, and Sonic 3 and Knuckles are close 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

'''''How old are you?'''''

As of January 25th 2014, I am 16.

'''''Pepsi or Coke?'''''

I'm a dedicated Pepsi Max drinker, but regular Pepsi makes me sick so I'm still trying to decide. If I had to put all of their drinks in order, it would go something like this:
# Pepsi Max
# Coca-Cola
# Coca-Cola Cherry
# Coca-Cola Zero
# Coca-Cola Life
# Pepsi Diet
# Diet Coke
# Pepsi
'''''Do you worship EVIL PATRIXXX with all of your heart?'''''

I'm disappointed in all of those who don't.

'''''Do you like being a brony faggot?'''''

Oh very much so!

== My Trollpasta OC's ==
* Dylan Ricky (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles])
* The Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles_2_-_Big_Relentless_Bagels Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels])
* The Big Relentless Bagels (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles_2_-_Big_Relentless_Bagels Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels])
* The Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles])
* EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_Bootleg Breadwinners Bootleg])
* EVIL BUHDEUCXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_Bootleg Breadwinners Bootleg])
* Snuggle Wuggles the Horror Monster (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SNUGGLE_WUGGLES_THE_HORROR_MONSTER%21 SNUGGLE WUGGLES THE HORROR MONSTER!!])
* EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_ALLEN_GREGORYXXX EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX])
* EVIL MAXXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_AND_EVIL_KERMIXXX_HAVE_AN_EVIL_BABIXXX?venotify=created EVIL PATRIXXX AND EVIL KERMIXXX HAVE AN EVIL BABIXXX])
* EVIL GILDEROYXXX LOCKHEARXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Hyperrealistic_Blood Harry Potter and the Hyperrealistic Blood])
* EVIL HITLERXXX (Debut: [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_HITLERXXX EVIL HITLERXXX])

== The Many Lasers of Spooneads' Trollpasta Universe ==
These lasers are in order of power, starting from the most powerful to the least powerful.
* '''ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER'''
More powerful than MIND **** BALL OF MASS DESTRUCTION, Gore Fest, and World Eat combined times 15 billion. This move is used to wipe out entire galaxies it's that fuxxxing powerful.

Can be fired by: EVIL PATRIXXX, EVIL GILDEROYXXX LOCKHEARXXX
* '''Anaconda Lasers'''
MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT EPIC FUXXXING LASER EYES, HUN! About as quarter as powerful as the ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER, but can be fired out of the eyes, mouth and nostrils, so 4 lasers can be fired at once!

Can be fired by: Nicki Minaj, Sir. Mix-a-lot (IT'S MY UNIVERSE OK?!?!?!)
* '''Super Sonic Lightspeed Epic Haxxxxor Laser'''
This is a very fast moving laser, and can only be fired by sentient beings that are very, very fast. This move is powerful enough to destroy a small nation in one blow.

Can be fired by: Sonic, Sonic.exe, Sanic, EVIL SONIXXX, Winnie the fucking piece of shit
* '''Antisemitism Laser'''
A laser which is made up of pure hatred of the Jewish religion. It is said that some Nazis secretly knew this move, and possibly still knew it for the rest of their lives.

Can be fired by: EVIL HITLERXXX, The Nazi Skeletons, Possibly some former Nazis.
* '''EVIL LAZORXXX'''
This is a more common laser, and is powerful enough to destroy a large building.

Can be fired by: Every character with "EVIL" and "XXX" in their name.
* '''LAZORXXX'''
This is pretty much the Anti-EVIL LAZORXXX. Same power level, cancels the EVIL LAZORXXX out.

Can be fired by: Every character with "XXX" but no "EVIL" in their name.
* '''MOAR Lasers'''
Lasers that are made up of pure greed and desperation.

Can be fired by: Moar Krabs
== SPOONEADS' TROLLPASTA REWARDS (MY OPINION OKAY??!?!!)!!!!![[Category:User]] ==
[[File:Winner.jpg|thumb|236x236px]]

=== Funniest Trollpasta ===
[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/PAATRIXXX_DA_MOVEI PAATRIXXX DA MOVEI]

=== Most Unreadable Trollpasta ===
[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/ZOMG_IZ_ZGARIEZED_BAZDA_LIGE_1337_H4X ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X]

=== Most Bizzare/Stupid Trollpasta ===
'''undecided'''

=== Most Sexual Trollpasta (Giggity!) ===
'''undecided'''

=== Best Name for a Trollpasta ===
[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_super_sexy_horny_basterd_drew_pickles_wii_694_ass_patrixxx_molestia_secret_pronz_shack_poopoo_and_then_a_skeleton_popped_out Sonic super sexy horny basterd drew pickles wii 694 ass patrixxx molestia secret pronz shack poopoo and then a skeleton popped out]

=== Most legitimately scary Trollpasta ===
'''undecided'''

=== Worst Shitpasta ===
[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Scooby_Doo_Theory Scooby Doo Theory]

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"I have a dream... I believe, One day that everyone, everywhere, will know the wonders of my nipples."

-Stimpy, 1992

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I'm still kickin'

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