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'''"I have a dream... I believe, One day that everyone, everywhere, will know the wonders of my nipples."'''
'''"I have a dream... I believe, One day that everyone, everywhere, will know the wonders of my nipples."'''
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'''-Stimpy, 1992'''
'''-Stimpy, 1992'''


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[[File:Swaysway.jpg|thumb|263x263px|I'ma 'bout to fuck shit up!]]
Salutations! I am the Great Lord and Master Spooneads! I write trollpastas and lol at other trollpastas.


I'm still kickin'[[The Great Sea Beast of Murder|<nowiki/>]][[Category:User]]
Also, Subscribe to my YouTube channel "[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAA-MYOy7c1AdRoPuXAMxEQ Spooneads]" or else Murder!

==Pastas that I made!==

* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_-_Hell Sonic the Hedgehog - Hell] ''(Shitpasta)''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_666 Breadwinners 666]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/BUBSY_BOOBCAT_DIES!!!1! BUBSY BOOBCAT DIES!!!1!]
* '''<s>My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666</s> '''''(Can be found ''[http://trollpasta-archives.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_FiM_Season_666_Episode_666 HERE]'')''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Call_of_Patrixxx_69 '''Call of Patrixxx 69''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward's_Spermicide Squidward's Spermicide]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Genocidemouse.avi Genocidemouse.avi]
* <s>The curse of the wretched and vengeful undead</s>
* T[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_FINAL_SHOWDOWN_BETWEEN_EVIL_PATRIXXX_AND_SONIC.EXE!!! HE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EVIL PATRIXXX AND SONIC.EXE!!!]
* <s>Littlest Pet Shop Theory</s>
* '''<s>NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!!1!</s> '''''(Can be found ''[http://trollpasta-archives.wikia.com/wiki/NIGHT_OF_THE_FEMINISTS!!!1! HERE]'')''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SNUGGLE_WUGGLES_THE_HORROR_MONSTER%21 SNUGGLE WUGGLES THE HORROR MONSTER!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cursed_Love_Hearts?venotify=created The Cursed Love Hearts]
* <s>Alfe is Love, Alfe is Life...</s>
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_ALLEN_GREGORYXXX EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese_Flavored_Bunnies_Riding_Chocolate_Unicycles_2_-_Big_Relentless_Bagels Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/REN_HOEK%27S_PAINIS_COMES_TO_LIFE_AND_DIEDS_STIMPY!!!! REN HOEKS PAINIS COMES TO LIFE AND DIEDS STIMPY!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_scariest_story_ever_told... The scariest story ever told...]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_AND_EVIL_KERMIXXX_HAVE_AN_EVIL_BABIXXX?venotify=created EVIL PATRIXXX AND EVIL KERMIXXX HAVE AN EVIL BABIXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/TEH_EVUL_EXAM%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21?venotify=created '''TEH EVUL EXAM!!!!''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_day_I_fell_in_love_with_a_donkey%27s_ass The day I fell in love with a donkey's ass]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Excessive_Profanity Excessive Profanity]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_VS._MOAR_KRABS!!!!!!! EVIL PATRIXXX VS MOAR KRABS!!!!!!]
* '''<s>Winnie the fucking piece of shit</s>'''
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Windows_Hyper-Realistic_Edition Windows Hyper-Realistic Edition]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Wander_over_Yonder_theory_(100%25_TRUE) '''Wander over Yonder theory''']
* <s>ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER</s>
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/HOW_THE_SKELETONS_STOLE_KRISTMAS%21%21%21%21?venotify=created '''HOW THE SKELETONS STOLE KRISTMAS!!!!''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Breadwinners_Bootleg '''Breadwinners Bootleg''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Barnyard.exe Barnyard.exe]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_SWAYSWAYXXX_AND_EVIL_BUHDEUCXXX EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX AND EVIL BUHDEUCXXX]
* <s>Otis the Rapist</s>
* <s>Harry Potter and the Hyperrealistic Blood</s> ''(Can be found'' [http://trollpasta-archives.wikia.com/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Hyperrealistic_Blood HERE]'')''

* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/So_fuxxxing_scary_u_guize.jpg So fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_MOST_ORIGINAL_CREEPYPASTA_EVER_LIKE_SERIOUSLY_THIS_IS_100%25_ABSOLUTELY_CLICH%C3%89_FREE_U_GUIZE_NOPE_THIS_IS_TOTALLY_CREATIVE_AND_ORIGINAL_AND_REALLY_FUXXXING_SUPR_SKARY_OK%3F!%3F!%3F!%3F!%3F!%3F%3F!%3F!!%3F!%3F!!!%3F%3F!!! '''THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_HITLERXXX EVIL HITLERXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_VS._NICKI_MINAJ!!!!!! EVIL PATRIXXX VS. NICKI MINAJ!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/My_Considerably_Small_Equine:_Acquaintanceship_is_beyond_scientific_explanation_Season_666_Episode_666 My Considerably Small Equine: Acquaintanceship is beyond scientific explanation Season 666 Episode 666]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EEVIIL_PAATRIIXXXX_DAAH_SUBSTITOOT_TECHER!!!!!!!!!!!! EEVIILL PAATRIIXXXX DAAH SUBSTITOOT TECHER!!!!!!!!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/COSMO_SHOTS_KAMEHAMEHA_LASERS_OUT_HIS_PAINIS_AN_DIEDS_WANDA!!!! COSMO SHOTS KAMEHAMEHA LASERS OUT HIS PAINIS AN DIEDS WANDA!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Pet_Sitter_Patrixxx '''Pet Sitter Patrixxx''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/EVIL_PATRIXXX_VS._GIYGAS EVIL PATRIXXX VS. GIYGAS!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_TRUTH_BEHIND_SELF_SERVICE_CHECKOUTS!!!!!!!! DA TRUTH BEHIND SELF SERVICE CHECKOUTS!!!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Animated_Atrocities_LOST_EPISODE!!! '''Animated Atrocities LOST EPISODE!!!''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/SWAYSWAY_DIES!!!!! SWAYSWAY DIES!!!!!]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Skeleton_Apocalypse The Skeleton Apocalypse]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/THE_RETURN_OF_EVIL_SWAYSWAYXXX_AND_EVIL_BUHDEUCXXX THE RETURN OF EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX AND EVIL BUHDEUCXXX]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Legend_of_Zelda:_Majoras_Super_Scary_Hyperrealistic_Mask_of_Murder_an_fagits_version_1337_PATRIXXX_edition '''The Legend of Zelda: Majoras Super Scary Hyperrealistic Mask of Murder an fagits version 1337 PATRIXXX edition''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/ZOMG_IZ_ZGARIEZED_BAZDA_LIGE_1337_H4X_(Translated_version) ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X (Translated version)]
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/MY_100%25_LEGIT_FAIRLY_ODD_PARENTS_THEORY MY 100% LEGIT FAIRLY ODD PARENTS THEORY]
* [[The Great Sea Beast of Murder|<nowiki/>]][http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Great_Sea_Beast_of_Murder '''The Great Sea Beast of Murder''']
* [http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_REAL_reason_why_Ice_Climbers_aren%27t_in_Smash_4! '''The REAL reason why Ice Climbers aren't in Smash 4''']
'''(The ones in bold are recommended readings. These ones are better.)'''
[[File:Breadwinners reaction 2.gif|thumb|268x268px|Your reaction to my pastas]]
== Pastas I have planned ==
* NIGHT OF THE ATHEISTS!!1!
* Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 3
* EVIL PATRIXXX VS OTIS THE RAPIST!!!!!
* NIGHT OF THE FUNDAMENTALISTS!!1!
* ATTACK OF THE NAZI SKELETONS!

== Q&A Shit you don't give 2 fucks about! ==
'''''Hey Spooneads, out of all the shitty trollpastas you've wrote, which one do you consider to be the best?'''''

This is a tough choice. For me, it's probably one of the following:
* My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666 ''(But alas, twas deleted... R.I.P.)''

* NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!1!!

* TEH EVUL EXAM!!!

* Wander over Yonder theory (100% TRUE)

* THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!
'''''Okay then, which one(s) do you consider the worst?'''''

Discounting deleted pastas, Probably one of the following
* Breadwinners 666 (only because it was my first trollpasta)
* so fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg
'''''What are your hobbies?'''''
* Writing shitty trollpasta, hoping it doesn't get deleted.
* Watching YouTube Videos, and commenting a lot.
* Playing Video Games
* Watching Aminated Cartoonios
* Violently f4ppng to h0m0seXua1 pr0nz
* Drinking Pepsi Max
* Various other unproductive things
'''''What's your favorite game?'''''

MOTHER 3 for the Gameboy Advance. EarthBound, Minecraft, and Sonic 3 and Knuckles are close 2nd, 3rd and 4th.

'''''How old are you?'''''

As of January 25th 2015, I am 16.

'''''Pepsi or Coke?'''''

I'm a dedicated Pepsi Max drinker, but regular Pepsi makes me sick so I'm still trying to decide. If I had to put all of their drinks in order, it would go something like this:
# Pepsi Max
# Coca-Cola
# Coca-Cola Cherry
# Coca-Cola Zero
# Coca-Cola Life
# Pepsi Diet
# Diet Coke
# Pepsi
'''''Do you worship EVIL PATRIXXX with all of your heart?'''''

I'm disappointed in all of those who don't.

'''''Do you like being a brony faggot?'''''

Oh very much so!
== SPOONEADS' TROLLPASTA REWARDS (MY OPINION OKAY??!?!!)!!!!![[Category:User]] ==
[[File:Winner.jpg|thumb|236x236px]]
'''Funniest Trollpasta'''

[http://trollpasta-archives.wikia.com/wiki/PAATRIXXX_DA_MOVEI PAATRIXXX DA MOVEI] by LOLPATRIXXX ''(uploaded to TP Archives Wiki by me)''

'''Most Unreadable Trollpasta'''

[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/ZOMG_IZ_ZGARIEZED_BAZDA_LIGE_1337_H4X ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X] by Cabalsd412

'''Best Name for a Trollpasta'''

[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/One_day_i_woke_up_and_found_my_butt_was_missing_it_was_terrible One day i woke up and found my butt was missing it was terrible] by Rinskuro13

'''Most legitimately scary Trollpasta'''

''undecided''

'''Worst Shitpasta'''

[http://trollpasta.wikia.com/wiki/Scooby_Doo_Theory Scooby Doo Theory] by I don't fucking know!

== Super Duper Happy Dappy Fun Fun Gallery Of Murder ==
<gallery>
MLG Ness.jpg|ZOMG IT'S MY SUPR SWEGGY AVATAR!
SPOOKY LOOMYNARTY.jpg|LOOMYNARTY CONFIRMED!!!!
crazy twilight.jpg|ZOMG IT'S MY YOUTUBE AVATAR!!!
Monster Zero in Minecraft.png|I built this all by myself!
Spongebob disturbing face.png|Me when I watch you sleep
My MC Skin.png|My Minecraft Skin
Rapdog.png|My Idol
PATRIXXX Mordegard Glesgorv.png|My Lord and Master
Alpha121.JPG|ZOMG 130+ SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!
Breadwinners.jpg|R.I.P in piece old avatar...
INTENSIFIES.gif|I fucked everyone you have ever loved...
Jellyfishing is cool.jpg|I bring teh sweg eerywhere I go
</gallery>

== Trollpasta "Quality Control" rant ==
[[File:You-re-tearing-me-apart-lisa-o.gif|thumb|220x220px|'''''<u>YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, ADMINS!</u>''''']]
I'm not very happy. Because, while trollpasta quality control might seem contradictory, it's not a TERRIBLE idea (especially when it's used on one sentence pastas and Shrek is Love ripoffs). But the admins just seem to be deleting as they please, getting rid of, not only trollpastas with some genuine fucking effort put into them, but some trollpastas that are actually pretty funny!

I can accept the removal of some of my own trollpastas. I mean, I pretty much requested for Littlest Pet Shop Theory and Alfe is love to be removed, The curse of the wretched and vengeful undead was a one sentence pasta that won't be missed anyway, and Otis the Rapist was pretty much a pure NSFW pasta.

But the removal of 2 particular trollpastas of mine kind of made me pissed. Firstly, Winnie the fucking piece of shit was removed, and I can only assume it was removed due to the high amounts of NSFW content in it. However, it did have a lot of creepypasta parody in it, and was one of my better ones. And I LEGITIMATELY HAVE NO IDEA why My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666 was removed. Not only was that my most popular trollpasta, but, in my own personal opinion, it was my best one. And it's not just my pastas, I've seen other decent trollpastas get the chop while dozens of shitty ripoffs, one sentence pastas and pure NSFW pastas go on untouched.

Yes I know, I'm just some butthurt mediocre trollpasta writer, but the fact that trollpastas with genuine effort put into them are being removed, and the fact that they're taking this quality control so far ON TROLLPASTA WIKI, is just irritating.

kthxbai

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"I have a dream... I believe, One day that everyone, everywhere, will know the wonders of my nipples."

-Stimpy, 1992

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I'm still kickin'

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