User:Spooneadz
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"I have a dream... I believe, One day that everyone, everywhere, will know the wonders of my nipples."
-Stimpy, 1992
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Salutations! I am the Great Lord and Master Spooneads! I write trollpastas and lol at other trollpastas.
Also, Subscribe to my YouTube channel "Spooneads" or else Murder!
Pastas that I made!
- Sonic the Hedgehog - Hell (Shitpasta)
- Breadwinners 666
- BUBSY BOOBCAT DIES!!!1!
- My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666 (Deleted, but can be found HERE)
- Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles
- Call of Patrixxx 69
- Squidward's Spermicide
- Call of Patrixxx 420 - Robotnik's Revenge
- Genocidemouse.avi
- The curse of the wretched and vengeful undead (Deleted for being to sp00ky)
- THE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EVIL PATRIXXX AND SONIC.EXE!!!
- Littlest Pet Shop Theory (Deleted for being fucking shite)
- NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!!1!
- SNUGGLE WUGGLES THE HORROR MONSTER!!
- The Cursed Love Hearts
- Alfe is Love, Alfe is Life... (Deleted for being a Shrek is Love ripoff)
- EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX
- Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels
- REN HOEKS PAINIS COMES TO LIFE AND DIEDS STIMPY!!!
- The scariest story ever told...
- EVIL PATRIXXX AND EVIL KERMIXXX HAVE AN EVIL BABIXXX
- TEH EVUL EXAM!!!!
- The day I fell in love with a donkey's ass
- Excessive Profanity
- EVIL PATRIXXX VS MOAR KRABS!!!!!!
- Winnie the fucking piece of shit (NOOOO!!! IT GOT DELETED!!!)
- Windows Hyper-Realistic Edition
- Wander over Yonder theory
- ULTRA MECHA DEATH SATAN TACO EXTREME APOCALYPSE LASER (Deleted for being to OP)
- HOW THE SKELETONS STOLE KRISTMAS!!!!
- Breadwinners Bootleg
- Barnyard.exe
- EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX AND EVIL BUHDEUCXXX
- Otis the Rapist (Deleted for being high in NSFW content. OTIS IS STILL COMING FOR YOU THOUGH!!)
- Harry Potter and the Hyperrealistic Blood
- So fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg
- THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!
- EVIL HITLERXXX
- EVIL PATRIXXX VS. NICKI MINAJ!!!!!
- My Considerably Small Equine: Acquaintanceship is beyond scientific explanation Season 666 Episode 666
- EEVIILL PAATRIIXXXX DAAH SUBSTITOOT TECHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
- COSMO SHOTS KAMEHAMEHA LASERS OUT HIS PAINIS AN DIEDS WANDA!!!!
- Pet Sitter Patrixxx
- EVIL PATRIXXX VS. GIYGAS!!!!
- DA TRUTH BEHIND SELF SERVICE CHECKOUTS!!!!!!!
- Animated Atrocities LOST EPISODE!!!
- SWAYSWAY DIES!!!!!
- The Skeleton Apocalypse
- THE RETURN OF EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX AND EVIL BUHDEUCXXX
- The Legend of Zelda: Majoras Super Scary Hyperrealistic Mask of Murder an fagits version 1337 PATRIXXX edition
- ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X (Translated version)
- MY 100% LEGIT FAIRLY ODD PARENTS THEORY
- The Great Sea Beast of Murder
(The ones in bold are recommended readings. These ones are better.)
Pastas I have planned
- NIGHT OF THE ATHEISTS!!1!
- Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 3
- EVIL PATRIXXX VS OTIS THE RAPIST!!!!!
- NIGHT OF THE FUNDAMENTALISTS!!1!
- ATTACK OF THE NAZI SKELETONS!
Q&A Shit you don't give 2 fucks about!
Hey Spooneads, out of all the shitty trollpastas you've wrote, which one do you consider to be the best?
This is a tough choice. For me, it's probably one of the following:
- My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666 (But alas, twas deleted... R.I.P.)
- NIGHT OF THE FEMINISTS!1!!
- TEH EVUL EXAM!!!
- Wander over Yonder theory (100% TRUE)
- THE MOST ORIGINAL CREEPYPASTA EVER LIKE SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% ABSOLUTELY CLICHÉ FREE U GUIZE NOPE THIS IS TOTALLY CREATIVE AND ORIGINAL AND REALLY FUXXXING SUPR SKARY OK?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!!!??!!!
Okay then, which one(s) do you consider the worst?
Discounting deleted pastas, Probably one of the following
- Breadwinners 666 (only because it was my first trollpasta)
- so fuxxxing scary u guize.jpg
What are your hobbies?
- Writing shitty trollpasta, hoping it doesn't get deleted.
- Watching YouTube Videos, and commenting a lot.
- Playing Video Games
- Watching Aminated Cartoonios
- Violently f4ppng to h0m0seXua1 pr0nz
- Drinking Pepsi Max
- Various other unproductive things
What's your favorite game?
MOTHER 3 for the Gameboy Advance. EarthBound, Minecraft, and Sonic 3 and Knuckles are close 2nd, 3rd and 4th.
How old are you?
As of January 25th 2015, I am 16.
Pepsi or Coke?
I'm a dedicated Pepsi Max drinker, but regular Pepsi makes me sick so I'm still trying to decide. If I had to put all of their drinks in order, it would go something like this:
- Pepsi Max
- Coca-Cola
- Coca-Cola Cherry
- Coca-Cola Zero
- Coca-Cola Life
- Pepsi Diet
- Diet Coke
- Pepsi
Do you worship EVIL PATRIXXX with all of your heart?
I'm disappointed in all of those who don't.
Do you like being a brony faggot?
Oh very much so!
My Trollpasta OC's
CFBRCU Canon OC's.
- Dylan Ricky (Debut: Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles)
Dylan Ricky the Magical Flying Hoover is the Successor to the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, and defeated the Big Relentless Bagels, Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs, Mecha Waffles of Doom and The Great Sea Beast of Doom in an epic battle, saving us all.
- The Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles (Debut: Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels)
These are the 6 true Gods, controlling Life, Death, Joy, Despair, Purity and Discord in perfect harmony.
- The Big Relentless Bagels (Debut: Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles 2 - Big Relentless Bagels)
Militant enemies of the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, these things are violent, using teddy bear stuffing mallets to cause chaos and destruction to spite the 6 Gods.
- The Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs (Debut: Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles)
Enemies of the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, these things have a lot in common with the Big Relentless Bagels. These however, are more sneaky, spiteful, and MUCH SPOOKIER! While the Big Relentless Bagels are just violent and dangerous.
- The Mecha Waffles of Doom (Debut:The Great Sea Beast of Murder)
Enemies of the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, The Mecha Waffles of Doom take a more underground approach, secretly planning big attacks instead of causing chaos. They are much more intelligent and considerably more powerful than the Big Relentless Bagels and Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs. And they have several human Allies.
- The Great Sea Beast of Murder (Debut:The Great Sea Beast of Murder)
The greatest, most powerful enemy of the Cheese Flavored Bunnies Riding Chocolate Unicycles, and is also head of the "Resistance", so to speak. Leading the Big Relentless Bagels, Spooky Pumpkins with Chicken Legs, AND the Mecha Waffles of Doom to a close victory, until they were all thwarted and defeated by Dylan Ricky.
EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX and EVIL BUHDEUCXXX Canon OC's
- EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX (Debut: Breadwinners Bootleg)
- EVIL BUHDEUCXXX (Debut: Breadwinners Bootleg)
- Samurai-Midi (Debut: EVIL SWAYSWAYXXX AND EVIL BUHDEUCXXX)
COMMONLY RECURRING OC's
- The Crazy Pedophile on Crack (Debut:The Cursed Love Hearts)
NON CANON / ONE TIME OC's
- Snuggle Wuggles the Horror Monster (Debut: SNUGGLE WUGGLES THE HORROR MONSTER!!)
- EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX (Debut: EVIL ALLEN GREGORYXXX)
- EVIL MAXXXX (Debut: EVIL PATRIXXX AND EVIL KERMIXXX HAVE AN EVIL BABIXXX)
- EVIL GILDEROYXXX LOCKHEARXXX (Debut: Harry Potter and the Hyperrealistic Blood)
- EVIL HITLERXXX (Debut: EVIL HITLERXXX)
SPOONEADS' TROLLPASTA REWARDS (MY OPINION OKAY??!?!!)!!!!!
Funniest Trollpasta
Most Unreadable Trollpasta
ZOMG IZ ZGARIEZED BAZDA LIGE 1337 H4X
Most Bizzare/Stupid Trollpasta
undecided
Most Sexual Trollpasta (Giggity!)
undecided
Best Name for a Trollpasta
Most legitimately scary Trollpasta
undecided
Worst Shitpasta
Super Duper Happy Dappy Fun Fun Gallery Of Murder
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ZOMG IT'S MY SUPR SWEGGY AVATAR!
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LOOMYNARTY CONFIRMED!!!!
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ZOMG IT'S MY YOUTUBE AVATAR!!!
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I built this all by myself!
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Me when I watch you sleep
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My Minecraft Skin
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My Idol
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My Lord and Master
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ZOMG 130+ SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!
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R.I.P in piece old avatar...
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I fucked everyone you have ever loved...
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I bring teh sweg eerywhere I go
Trollpasta "Quality Control" rant
I'm not very happy. Because, while trollpasta quality control might seem contradictory, it's not a TERRIBLE idea (especially when it's used on one sentence pastas and Shrek is Love ripoffs). But the admins just seem to be deleting as they please, getting rid of, not only trollpastas with some genuine fucking effort put into them, but some trollpastas that are actually pretty funny!
I can accept the removal of some of my own trollpastas. I mean, I pretty much requested for Littlest Pet Shop Theory and Alfe is love to be removed, The curse of the wretched and vengeful undead was a one sentence pasta that won't be missed anyway, and Otis the Rapist was pretty much a pure NSFW pasta.
But the removal of 2 particular trollpastas of mine kind of made me pissed. Firstly, Winnie the fucking piece of shit was removed, and I can only assume it was removed due to the high amounts of NSFW content in it. However, it did have a lot of creepypasta parody in it, and was one of my better ones. And I LEGITIMATELY HAVE NO IDEA why My Little Pony FiM Season 666 Episode 666 was removed. Not only was that my most popular trollpasta, but, in my own personal opinion, it was my best one. And it's not just my pastas, I've seen other decent trollpastas get the chop while dozens of shitty ripoffs, one sentence pastas and pure NSFW pastas go on untouched.
Yes I know, I'm just some butthurt mediocre trollpasta writer, but the fact that trollpastas with genuine effort put into them are being removed, and the fact that they're taking this quality control so far ON TROLLPASTA WIKI, is just irritating.
kthxbai