User:TewiPranks

Hi. I joined this site after discovering that I have a weird fascination for bad horror stories.

Favourite pastas that try to be good, but suck enough to be trolls

• BEN II - Jadusable died. The end.
• Blood Whistle - A college student overreacts to a gory SMB3 ROM hack and describes the experience in purple prose.
• Fairly OddParents: Creep Dreams - An unintentionally funny lost episode pasta.
• Legolas by laura - Not a failed creepypasta, but a funny badfic.
• Mario Kart Wii: Death Edition
• Sonic.exe
• Sonic2.exe - It's sort of amusing how much of it is plagiarized from the original, and the ending was funny.
• Super Mario Bros. 3: Damned Edition
• The Suicide Channel - Short and stops abruptly.
• The Truth Behind Super Mario
• Yancy - A JtK ripoff that's so bad it's fun to read.

Favourite trollpastas

• Animated Atrocities LOST EPISODE!!!
• BOB.EXE - One of the few Sonic-exe parodies I've actually liked
• BOB.EXE/Round 2 - Didn't deserve to be deleted in my opinion. "Unfunny: tries too hard to be as funny as the original"? What? The original was just a really long (6k words) and boring story with a few "so bad it's hilarious" moments that don't make up for all the boring parts. The satire was more entertaining.
• Cool Cat Spinoffs That Will Never Happen - Not really a trollpasta, but there are quite a few funny entries.
• Cory in the House Lost Episode
• Mario.exe (Sonic.exe's rip-off)
• Poop Whistle - Replacing the excessive gore of the original with toilet humour 
• Super Mario Bros. 3 . Yep, it's *ahem* heavily inspired by the AVGN.

Stuff I have uploaded

• Touhou 14  - A typical video game crappypasta that spent way too long on the main wiki. I've written a fairly long review of it in the comments.

• Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation of Edward Cullen - I thought that this badfic deserved to be posted here.

• Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dark Days - How bad is this one? It was deleted from Geoshea's Lost Episode Wiki.

• Equestria.jpg - A bad story I found on Geoshea's Lost Episode Wiki.

• Cool Cat Loves the Soldiers - I found it on YouTube, and I wanted to preserve it here in case it got deleted there.

Stuff I have made

• Cool Cat Spinoffs That Will Never Happen: Not the page itself, but the following entries:
  • "Cool Cat Kills Himself After Dying in Dungeons and Dragons" to "Cool Cat Eats Rats That Died of Rat Poison Poisoning, Gets Poisoned and Dies Painfully"
  • "Cool Cat: The Loss of Nine Lives" to "Cool Cat and Sonichu: Two (Un)Original Characters Who Are Joined By Their Creators/"Fathers" in Their Battle Against Bullies and Internet Trolls"
  • "Cool Cat 3D" to "Man vs. Cool Cat"