User:Trigger Hurt

My name is Trigger Hurt and welcome to Jackass

*bewn bewn bewn/Jackass guitar lick*

I add shit to your trollpasta if needed.

I categorize your shitpasta.

I critique your shitpasta as well.

Enjoy my list of trollpastas below.

And don't forgot to expand your dong.

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A Grand Total of: 40 Creepypastas

Brianpastas

1. BRIAN.EXE
2. Brian rotation
3. Brian's Waterbottle
4. BRIANFU.BAT

Not Dead Pastas

1. Sex.exe
2. MenLottlePiniy.avi
3. Spojbub n pitrck go tu a strep clob.vhstape
4. Freiouhvneaohgf.swf
5. Teh Krusty Krab Behind the Scenes
6. My Little Pointy Conspiracy
7. DETH TRUMPET <------ (Comedy Gold)
8. Burj Khalifa.jpeg
9. MOOTAHAR EDVENCHER
10. SCP-3950180580731985139549317459813759315
11. TEH YOLO SWAG
12. GODZILLAFAN1.EXE
13. TRIGGER HURT AND PATRIXXX GO TO NORTH KOREA
14. TRIGGER HURT PLAYS BANJO KAZOOIE
15. Mike Teh Mawnster Goes Swimming
16. RollerCoasterTycoon3.exerection
17. Septner11
18. An sp00ky chain message
19. Teh Huge Admin Orgy
20. Pawn Stars
21. BIG BONER
22. DETH TRUMPET: TEH SECUNT HUANTING
23. BRIAN.EXE
24. Trigger Hurt's Halloweener

Dead Pastas

1. EGGO MY DED
2. Bleeding Ball Sack (Archived)
3. The Last CockPasta (Archived)
4. Jeff the Kilr Teh Game
5. My Little Jeff: Fuck You
6. Super SmileJeffThePony.jpg(aybiker) <--- LONGEST ONE (thats what she said)
7. My Little Sex; Sold at Walmart
8. BENJAMIN PASSED AWAY UNDERWATER
9. TEH INACTUV FEYGIT ON TEH TREOLLPAUSTUH WEEKEE (Archived)
10. CUONTUR STRIEK; TEH SNIPUR CIRSS
11. TRIGGER HURT QUEST.EXE
12. IM A FUCKING ALICORN PRINCESS