WHO KILLED THE COW?: Difference between revisions

'''what ‘WHO KILLED THE COW?’ is'''

there are many versions of ‘who killed the cow?’ if you want to read them then scroll down, but these are just few of the many versions of who killed the cow. the original version was never found but just look it up and if you find the original version then good for you and post it on here so everyone knows who really killed the cow.

farmer frank was sleeping peacefully when he heard a loud crash. he sat up straight and went down staires and got his gun. he said "i wonder who made that noise" and then went outside after he heard the bang to see what made the bang because he wondered what made the bang. farmer joe walked into the cow pen and saw his prize beauty cow had been brutally murdered and was covered in sticky blood and it’s guts were ripped out and thrown every where like confetti! farmer frank said:

farmer man laid down on his bed for a few seconds before he herd someding dat sounded like a cow screaming as if it was being murdered. farmer man remembered he had boughten a cow the other day and it was kill-a-cow season and sat up. his cow was no doubt being murdered by someone. or something…. hahhahahah farmer man got his gun. ‘who ever is tring to kill my cow will pay" he said and then he went downstairs and heard another scream of a cow and ran faster and faster. wen he went outside he real ized he was to late, the cow was mutilated and bloody and murdered and farmer man looked at the chicken and the chicken said "i did nt do it" and farmer man looked at the horse and the horse said "i didn’t do it" and then he looked at the moose and the moose said "I didn’t do it" and then farmer man said:

you dont want to end up like the idiotic farmers in da story dont you? well here are ways so your cow doesn’t get blown to pieces by a knife or axe:

8. who killed the cow is a contriverseal internet phenomena and even has it’s own wiki called "WHO KILLED THE COW.wikia.com."