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Latest revision as of 15:30, 30 May 2023
Jeff: Are you a real pasta?
Sonic.EXE: Well, uh, technically, uh, nah.
Jeff: Have you ever killed a person for no reason, like a real 1-Dimational character.
Sonic.EXE: Nah.
Clockwork shakes head.
Jeff: Well have you ever gone insane for no reason.
Sonic.EXE: Nah Naaaah
Jeff: Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be killers!
Jeff plays a broken saxophone in reverse.
HEY!
WE ARE PSYCHO KILLERS!
WE ARE PSYCHO KILLERS!
Jeff: Now kill a random person that did nothing to you for no reason.
Sonic.EXE, Clockwork, and The Beast Version of our Mascot look at Jeff.
HERE'S A LITTLE LESSON IN JEFF-ER-Y
THIS WILL BE GET US FANGIRLS ON THE WIKI.
IF YOU WANNA BE A KILLER NUMBER ONE,
YOU HALF TO FACE ANOTHER PASTAS UNTIL YOUR HYPE IS DONE.
JUST RIP OFF MY STORY
AND KILL AROUND
BE CAREFuL NOT TO CHECK YOUR GRAMMAR
The Beast Version of our Mascot puts down a knife.
Jeff: No, don't do that.
WE ARE PSYCHO KILLERS
HEY
WE ARE PSYCHO KILLERS
Kefka laugh.
NOW LOOK AT THIS SALTY RESPONSE TO CRICISM
THAT I JUST WROTE.
WHEN I DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES NO LOGICAL SENSE
BE READY TO POST
POST IT MAKING HIM LOOK BAD, NOT ME!
UGH, LET'S REUPLOAD THE STORY.
NOW READ, AND GET DUMBER, HERE'S THE PLOT.
THEY'LL GET GORED AND DIE WITH THIS KITCHEN KNIFE!
Other Kefka Laugh.The pastas decide to use a gun.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!
HA-HA-HA-HAHAHA-HA-HA. HA-HA-HAHA-HA-HA-HA-
WE ARE PSYCHO KILLERS.
HA-HA-HA-HAHAHA-HA-HA. HA-HA-HAHA-HA-HA-HA-
Jeff: BADLY WRITEN PSYCHO KILLERS!
HA-HA-HA-HAHAHA-HA-HA. HA-HA-HAHA-HA-HA-HA-
WE ARE PSYCHO KILLERS
HEY!
HA-HA-HA-HAHAHA-HA-HA. HA-HA-HAHA-HA-HA-HA-
WE ARE PSYCHO KILLERS
WE ARE PSYCHO KILLERS
We are psycho killers.
HEY!
HEY!
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