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I was a student at the Minerological Scientific Aero Institute of Science when Bob Laser worked at Area 53. He arranged for me to attend one of his secret UFO seshes. This was on the "Sports Model" craft.

It was cool and shit. It's an alien UFO, after all. But I found the endless study backbreaking, so I got bored. This is when it gets interesting. I went for a walk around the Area and found a deplakticanted building. I look through the only window (it was dirty, so dirty) and saw them building war ducks.

I screamed in my own ear "DUCK!" And I yeeted out of there immediately. I later went on to form a paramilitary organisation featuring realistic ducks.



Credited to Ya-Dikobraz 

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