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Beavers come to your houseThey take your spouseYou get angryBecause you ate a sour candyYou hunt the beaversWith your big cleaversThey find out they live in a caveYou hear they have a raveYou join inThen you relize you're the only one of your kinYour spouse is in a cageRight on the stageYou go over to herThen you see her having sex with a bearWhat the fuck you saidYou get filled with dreadThe bear comes outShowing that he is a krautYou shit your pantsShowing you had antsThe bear runs awayLike he was gayYou free your girlWith a swirlYou both go homeBut you were followed by a gnomeYou watch some TVThen suddenly you seeThe gnome attacked youThen he began to chewYou scream of painYou no longer could meet WayneThe gnome takes your pensAnd fucks all your friendsHe spits in your faceThis started a chaseYou tried to kill himBut you rang Jim insteadHe said fuck youYou suddenly got the flueYou dieded The endz |
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Beavers come to your house |
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They take your spouse |
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You get angry |
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Because you ate a sour candy |
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You hunt the beavers |
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With your big cleavers |
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You find out they live in a cave |
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You hear they have a rave |
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You join in |
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Then you relize you're the only one of your kin |
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Your spouse is in a cage |
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Right on the stage |
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You go over to her |
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Then you see her getting attacked by a bear |
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What the fuck you said |
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You get filled with dread |
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The bear comes out |
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Showing that he is a kraut |
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You shit your pants |
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Showing you had ants |
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The bear runs away |
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Like he was gay |
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You free your girl |
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With a swirl |
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You both go home |
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But you were followed by a gnome |
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You watch some TV |
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Then suddenly you see |
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The gnome attacked you |
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Then he began to chew |
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You scream of pain |
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You no longer could meet Wayne |
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The gnome takes your pens |
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And fucks all your friends |
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He spits in your face |
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This started a chase |
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You tried to kill him |
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But you rang Jim instead |
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He said fuck you |
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You suddenly got the flue |
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You dieded |
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The endz |
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Beavers come to your house
They take your spouse
You get angry
Because you ate a sour candy
You hunt the beavers
With your big cleavers
You find out they live in a cave
You hear they have a rave
You join in
Then you relize you're the only one of your kin
Your spouse is in a cage
Right on the stage
You go over to her
Then you see her getting attacked by a bear
What the fuck you said
You get filled with dread
The bear comes out
Showing that he is a kraut
You shit your pants
Showing you had ants
The bear runs away
Like he was gay
You free your girl
With a swirl
You both go home
But you were followed by a gnome
You watch some TV
Then suddenly you see
The gnome attacked you
Then he began to chew
You scream of pain
You no longer could meet Wayne
The gnome takes your pens
And fucks all your friends
He spits in your face
This started a chase
You tried to kill him
But you rang Jim instead
He said fuck you
You suddenly got the flue
You dieded
The endz
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