Why Beavers and Women Don't Mix

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 Beavers come to your houseThey take your spouseYou get angryBecause you ate a sour candyYou hunt the beaversWith your big cleaversThey find out they live in a caveYou hear they have a raveYou join inThen you relize you're the only one of your kinYour spouse is in a cageRight on the stageYou go over to herThen you see her having sex with a bearWhat the fuck you saidYou get filled with dreadThe bear comes outShowing that he is a krautYou shit your pantsShowing you had antsThe bear runs awayLike he was gayYou free your girlWith a swirlYou both go homeBut you were followed by a gnomeYou watch some TVThen suddenly you seeThe gnome attacked youThen he began to chewYou scream of painYou no longer could meet WayneThe gnome takes your pensAnd fucks all your friendsHe spits in your faceThis started a chaseYou tried to kill himBut you rang Jim insteadHe said fuck youYou suddenly got the flueYou dieded The endz 

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