Why I Don't Download Torrents Anymore
I downloaded a torrent of college sluts 19, but what I downloaded didn't have anything to do with college... or sluts.
So I was bored the other night and decided to hit up my favorite torrent site. As I was browsing the collections of stolen IP, I came across something I haven't seen before. Simply titled college sluts 19, I had to add it to my 4 TB hard drive of porn, you know, for a rainy day. IT'S NOT EXCESSIVE KAREN!!!!!!!!!
So I click the link and I'm teleported through my computer screen to a dark dungeon. "What's going on!" I scream as loud as I can. Just then I hear a key clink into the cell door. With a creak the door opens, and a tall man in a Hawaiian shirt enters the room.
"Hey fella, you ready for some college sluts?" He said in a raspy voice?
"Oh hell yea bro." I said.
He's beckons me through the door and says, "Ok then, just come through this door and you will have all the sluts you can handle."
As I inch closer to the door I start to get the feeling that something about this isn't right. I can see a bunch of dudes in the room all wearing blue wind breaker jackets with yellow 'FBI' printed on the front.
"Wait a second, is this a gay porn. Cuz I'm down with my LGBTQ, but I'm not, you know, "down" with it. Like I'm cool with it, but I'm not "cool" with it. Like I'm live and let live, but I'm not live and get sexed in my own butt."
"Just shut the hell up and come in the room" he says impatiently.
"Ok, jeeze," I say without sniffling and tears in my eyes. "I have feelings too dude. You shouldn't talk to your fellow human beings like that." But I'm not crying, it's just allergies.
So I walk into the room and long story short they arrest me for stealing copyrighted material. Karen if you read this don't go on my computer again. And bring me bail money. But if you don't have enough for bail, at least smuggle in my computer and external hard drive in here, you know, keister it, as we say on the inside. Don't forget the power cable.
Credited to grghbbs
| Comments • 0 |
Loading comments...
|
