Why I didn't sleep last night

So it was really late at night, and after multiple hours of binge online gaming, I decided to finally go to bed.

Before that I needed to take a piss, so I go to the toilet. I see my cat being sneaky in the corner of the bathroom, where is the box it pees in (I don't know what it's called). It's a big, beautiful cat, yellow and green eyes, and long, thick, soft hair that range from golden to black. It is a kind animal, always very cute, and I love him. But it is very shy and not very social.

Anyways, after I got my business done, I get back to my room. I left my door open, and the cat has sneaked into my bedroom, I see the tip of it's cute black ear pointing from behind the bed. It's pretty unusual for him to go in my room, and that makes me happy he decided to sleep in here tonight.

He jumps onto the bed and I lay down beside him, overwhelmed by a load of furry, purry cuteness. But just when I lay my hand to stroke the beast, it hit me. The SMELL. Not your usual uneasing animal smell, but the stench of a thousand demons rotting deep in hell.

And there I see it: shit. Fucking cat shit all over my bed sheets. I push my pet from the bed, and as it reach the ground it crawls to a corner, leaving a trail of stinky cat crap all across the room.

I grab it behind the neck and throw him away from the bedroom, felling betrayed by the loved feline, and raging to the boiling point. When I turn back in the bedroom I realize the truth.

Crap got stuck in the cat's butt hair, and everywhere it passed, everything it touched, and any spot it sat or crawled in, there was shit. My room smelled like the men's room of an international bus station, my sheets needed to go directly to the washing machine, my floor needed to be mopped and scrubbed, and I had to wide open the windows to try and get rid of that putrid stench.

Cleaning cat shit took me what remained of my night.

Shitty no sleep.

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Credited to rakoflo 
Originally uploaded on November 26, 2014

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