Why I hate going to school
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My name is Trisha and I go to school with the killers from horror movies. It's literally like the worst place ever. Every day I honestly think I'm going to die...from all the drama.
Samara from the ring got caught giving a beeger to Chucky and the bride of Chucky found out and now they might be getting a divorce. Not like an amicable divorce. She's like taking the dogs and moving to Montana with this dude Juan and Chucky is legit torn up over the whole situation.
Jason Vorhees got mad because there wasn't a vegetarian option in the cafeteria and the lunch lady was all like well just eat the fish sticks that's like pescatarian and he was like "listen up bitch I'm vegetarian not pescatarian." Now he's in detention because the lunch lady and the principal are hooking up #worstkeptsecretinthewholeschool
Freddy Kruger was going into peoples dreams and giving them wet willies with his knife fingers not thinking about the fact that he is turning their brains into scrambled eggs.
I want to ask pinhead to prom but he texted me all like "do you want to see my pleasure chamber" and I text him back like "def not on the first date" and he's texted back "whatever prude I'm trying to get my pin covered D s'd l8r." And now he won't reply to any of my tasteful nudes.
I HATE GOING TO SCHOOL 😭
xoxo gossip girl
Credited to grghbbs
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